Do skinny/gorgeous riders make your blood boil?

[Ginn]

Skinny riders - no! I wear extra long kids jods as breeches

It would be very hypocritical of me to feel jealous of skinny riders

The immaculately turned out ones, that always look like they should be on a catwalk, never have a hair out of place or a speck of dirt to be found anywhere on them, never get hat hair AND ride well!! Hell yes!

 

[Rachel_M]

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will you all hate when I say that I can get into kids jods and am 5ft 11 tall?

~ducks~

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*Taps baseball bat on hand*



You're not getting away that easily missus.

 

[jesterfaerie]

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Those lithe, slim, gorgeous types who wear jods and make them looks stunning, they wander round the yard looking like a walking glamour model and never manage to get a hair out of place - and they ride well too.

I think we should ban them - all those that agree say aye!

Please no skinny malinks getting insulted on this thread its purely for fun!

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My god I totally agree - very jealous of them!

 

[Puppy]

I wear childrens jods

 

[custard]

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My clothes are about 10 years old and dead scruffy so I look like I live in a haystack anyway!

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Cobblers, you look fine to me in your sig!

Anyway, for what it's worth I too hate the ones that manage to look glamorous and clean, poo doesn't stick to them and their nails look nice as does their hair. Makes me want to push them over in the nearest muddy puddle

 

[JM07]

it affects me as much as i would affect them......

 

[AandK]

this has to be the best thread i have come across.. sooo funny..

and yes, i too dispise all skinny/georgous people who seem to repell all dirt/bedding/poo whilst i seem to attract it.. (at least i attract something tho eh..?!?)

 

[Weezy]

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I do..

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At 14 i was what u described.

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So was I

(well I wasn't a dressage rider per se, although I did win the overal points for senior riders in the dressage league for our area

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