Do you believe in karma? Being punished for vengeful thoughts!

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Yesterday I started a thread asking for help plotting my revenge on a hook nosed horse-bashing pervy scrotum face.

Since then I have:

dropped my phone in a very large puddle
curdled the carbonara
nearly got dropped on a car bonnet by a normally angelic baby horse
sliced a big hole in my new riding boot by mistakenly treading on an upturned spade
I have been walking around all day on a pair of new boots I got from a charity shop the other day, and wondering why I never noticed my left leg is considerably shorter than my right... only to find one heel is 2 inches shorter than the other! Can I return them?

Is it karma? If so I'm truly sorry about this terrible weather.
 
dropped my phone in a very large puddle -
Wouldn't worry anyone can do that
curdled the carbonaraso your a bad cook - thats what M & S is for
nearly got dropped on a car bonnet by a normally angelic baby horseits windy blame it on wind up the tail
sliced a big hole in my new riding boot by mistakenly treading on an upturned spade
this is the fault of the mupet who left the spade there
I have been walking around all day on a pair of new boots I got from a charity shop the other day, and wondering why I never noticed my left leg is considerably shorter than my right... only to find one heel is 2 inches shorter than the other!marylin monroe did this with her shoes deliberately to give her that sexy walk Can I return them? your pushing your luck with that one:D

Is it karma? If so I'm truly sorry about this terrible weather

Don't think its Karma - but if it is you are in big trouble with me about the weather - see my post further down!!:D
 
nutkin said:
I'd be willing to bet money that the scrotum face reads HHO and is into voodoo. He's putting the bad juju on you! :p:D
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Nooooooooooooooooooo!

Honestly I have a rule with myself that I won't say anything on here I wouldn't say to someone's face... but I admit I have broken my rule on this one.... (I would say what I think of him, but wouldn't have disclosed my evil plans...)

Oh dear. *scuttles off in search of a small animal to sacrifice to make amends with the universe*
 
if it is karma, it got me too for posting on yr thread - i fell off and landed on my head. Can hardly move today! Why don't the nasty people get karma too?? They ALWAYS seem to get away with it!! :(
 
Oh NO!
Now not only am I responsible for my own fate as a poisonous witch but for yours as well!

I don't know why the nasty people don't get karma. Government cutbacks?
I thought it was time to take it into my own hands and restore the balance of justice. Seems I was wrong.

I will send you over a packet of frozen peas to soothe your head, and a shower cap to place over them and hold them in place.
And also a supply of magazines, grapes and deep heat.
 
No and i also don't believe in sayings like "what goes around comes around," and "they'll get what they deserve."

I also think the tough, rough and less sentimental people do better in life, i.e business people etc. Like horses, the field bully always gets the most food etc :D
 
I'm a BIG believer in Karma : My friends man was stolen by another 'friend' who also continually backstabbed, bitched, stole, and generally made our lives hell.

while my friend was busy poltting revenge and all the nasty things to do to her, i took my normal 'Karma's a bitch in many forms' attitude.

and yup, Karma made and appearence, in the form of a Big Black Range Rover, right in the back of her new, highly sport modified (but un delared on the insurance) car.

she was fine... but her can resembled and accordian.

karma is real :P
 
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No and i also don't believe in sayings like "what goes around comes around," and "they'll get what they deserve."

I also think the tough, rough and less sentimental people do better in life, i.e business people etc. Like horses, the field bully always gets the most food etc
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Damn shame! Time for me to man up I think. I agree to a point about sentimental, but I don't think it hurts to be nice to people and respect them. Two faced isn't good but I only say that because I am rubbish at it.


Rowenna said:
Oooh ta! I could get used to this!!:p Never thought about the shower cap idea! :D
As for dropping r phone in a puddle, try this:
http://www.samsungmobile.co.uk/mobile-phones/samsung-solid-extreme
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Er what can I say! Get a lot of headaches :p
Thanks for the phone info. I shall limp on my uneven boots a la sexy Marilyn walk to a phone shop and see if I can get one on my contract.
Has the shower cap eased your pain?:(
 
scatty_mare said:
Damn shame! Time for me to man up I think. I agree to a point about sentimental, but I don't think it hurts to be nice to people and respect them. Two faced isn't good but I only say that because I am rubbish at it.


Tell me about it! Ugh, it annoys me. I've realised that being more assertive/tough (although I dont do that amazingly) gets you a bit further and people feel they wont be able to trample on you as easily ;)
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Oh I see, I think I misunderstood what you were saying at first - because being assertive is not AT ALL the same thing as being a bully.
Assertive, direct, honest - all these things are good, and all these things will earn you respect and ultimately you will be more successful.
It's like how we all try to be with horses - assertive, consistent, calm, reasonable and realistic - (note I say try :D) and it would be good if we could treat each other this way too.

With the obvious exception of his lord scrotalface who I loathe with a deep and violent rage.
 
um, couldnt find a shower cap, used a tesco carrier bag (other supermarket branded bags are available(just thought the red/blue logo matched me bruises))and some duct tape to hold it on. Had to take it off to prove to people that the bang on my head hadn't actually made me go doo-lally, that it was a scientific experiment......i explained about the shower cap and lack of, but they just looked at me funny and muttered things about straight jackets and sedatives...
 
Rowenna said:
um, couldnt find a shower cap, used a tesco carrier bag (other supermarket branded bags are available(just thought the red/blue logo matched me bruises))and some duct tape to hold it on. Had to take it off to prove to people that the bang on my head hadn't actually made me go doo-lally, that it was a scientific experiment......i explained about the shower cap and lack of, but they just looked at me funny and muttered things about straight jackets and sedatives...
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:D :D :D
 
Rowenna said:
um, couldnt find a shower cap, used a tesco carrier bag (other supermarket branded bags are available(just thought the red/blue logo matched me bruises))and some duct tape to hold it on. Had to take it off to prove to people that the bang on my head hadn't actually made me go doo-lally, that it was a scientific experiment......i explained about the shower cap and lack of, but they just looked at me funny and muttered things about straight jackets and sedatives...
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Ah, now this is where you'd do better if you were a bully! :D

Demand sedatives. Goddamn NOW!

By the way the outfit sounds charming. I quite fancy myself in a classy m&s forest green number. I can hear the advert now "This is not just a carrier bag stuck on my head with duct tape, it's a classy forest green M&S carrier bag stuck to my head with duct tape" :D
 
Im sorry but that really mad me laugh :p but i think the karma struck me down for laughing!!! I read this then went to make a hot chocolate and on the way near fell down the stairs and put to much milk in my hot chocolate :( darn it!!
 
stop making me laugh! it HURTS!!!
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Do you think that we have so much bad karma between us that e keep zapping each other with it?!
We need to find a way to contain it, enhance it, and channel it to unsuspecting nasty scrotum faced gremlins....
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Tee hee hee!! Hubblebubble indeedy!!

I was all comtemplative when I started reading this thread and now I'm PMSL and scared to move and make dinner in case my pie curdles.
 
Rowenna said:
stop making me laugh! it HURTS!!!
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Do you think that we have so much bad karma between us that e keep zapping each other with it?!
We need to find a way to contain it, enhance it, and channel it to unsuspecting nasty scrotum faced gremlins....
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You have even managed to bewitch my screen into brewing a potion!

Well, now that you have distracted me with your crazy sore-headed antics all afternoon I am off to put the beasties to bed.
I will wear my hat, body protector, all my high viz and an oven glove just to ward off the evil spirits.
I will also be highly contemplative and come up with the best ways to channel all this bad energy away from us and onto the lord of the scrote.

Tallyho, good luck with the pie. I think the carbonara only curdled because it was some zany low fat cheese stuff I used in it. Just don't boil the quark and you should be ok!

Laters :D
 
Just finished reading all the replies - Yes i believe in Karma....look what good Karma you've generated, Scatty_Mare with your original post....so enjoyed it!
 
LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! Geniuuuuss.

Seriously though... I hope Karma exists because I do so much for a lady and her two horses and today, he broke my fencing (mine is on boxrest so can't blame him) leaving only 10 posts left, the rest are in peices. Then she said "well, we only put it up so your horse doesn't jump out". I'm quite hurt. Guess I won't be seeing a reimbursement.

(btw, my horse does jump fences but only when he's seperated)
 
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