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catch sight of your reflection while you are riding in a mirror or window and think holy **** I am shocking?
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I was riding past a window by the school on sunday afternoon and saw myself in the window and I looked like such a slouchy lump I actually stopped and fidgeted around until I looked half decent and carried on again but then felt thoroughly piddled off with myself for the rest of the session. God help me if they ever get mirrors, I'll never ride in there again.
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Other weekend was riding my friends pony (14" saddle) and went past a car and thought oh my god how far is my a*rs spilling off this saddle. Big bums and small saddles dont make a great combination
 
Yes, LOL when riding and when not riding. Windows are bad, but photos are worse. I always think, do I really look like that?? And when I hear my voice on an answering machine, I am sure that's not me!
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Yep - hence the diet that started last week. Nearly keeled over when I saw myself at a pleasure ride last week. Not a good look
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it was awful, just so slouchly and my hands were in a horrible position. I sat there until I got myself in line and then rode like rigor mortis was setting in because I was so determined not to slump. I blame it on having boobs that are horribly big and out of proportion to my whole body so they drag me down.
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Honestly people who actually pay to have big boobs baffle me, nothing but a pain in the bum
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Honestly people who actually pay to have big boobs baffle me, nothing but a pain in the bum
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LOL, I know! If they only knew how annoying it is to find bras or bikinis (top fits but bottoms are like a hammock). Plus no strapless or backless tops.
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At least my mare is perfectly proportioned from head to toe
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All the time, every time. Just been out down the village and done the same, i just worry that people will think I'm looking to see if there is anything worth nicking!!!
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The problem is horsey is as bad as me and likes to look in peoples houses, when someone's in there house and we're caught looking I slap him on the neck and say "what are you looking at nosey"
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how cruel is that to blame it on him!!
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Other weekend was riding my friends pony (14" saddle) and went past a car and thought oh my god how far is my a*rs spilling off this saddle. Big bums and small saddles dont make a great combination

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dont lie janet its an 18"saddle!!!haha only jokin!!!:-)
 
Yup and not just becuase of my position. I have two photos of me on Arch on my windowsill, one taken 2 years ago and the other about 5 months ago. The difference is horrendous - 2 years ago (a few weeks after my wedding) I was slim and looked like I had a good position, in the latest one I look like a sack of **** and a very large one at that. Hence the return to weightwatchers this week! If it wasn't such a nice photo of him, it would be in the bin.
 
Do your horses pose too? Daughters Little Grey Welshie looks in the conservatory doors and admires her reflection. On Saturday a man with a big camera took her picture and she posed for him too, arching her neck and fluttering her eyelashes.
 
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