Do you go to the bathroom in the stall?

[Emma95]

Hi! Emma here. I have a slightly strange question: Does it happen that you have to go to the bathroom in the stall?

As a horse girl, it's something I've just had to get used to. I've had stables in 3 different places, but none of them have had a proper bathroom. We either have to hold it until we get home, or squat in the stall. So I pee next to the horse all the time. I've also done number two in the stall a few times, because I had to go to the bathroom so bad, the alternative would've been in my pants.

 

[Landcruiser]

Welcome to the forum

 

[dottylottie]

many a time, before i moved to a yard with a toilet

 

[smolmaus]

Spoiler

RE: number two

 

[Widgeon]

My thoughts also!

 

[HopOnTrot]

It would be a bit weird as my stables are literally in my garden.

 

[FionaDenmark]

"Horse girl." More like Bob or Steve

 

[Nocturnal]

I have questions, but I don’t think I want the answers

 

[honetpot]

Hi! Emma here. I have a slightly strange question: Does it happen that you have to go to the bathroom in the stall?

As a horse girl, it's something I've just had to get used to. I've had stables in 3 different places, but none of them have had a proper bathroom. We either have to hold it until we get home, or squat in the stall. So I pee next to the horse all the time. I've also done number two in the stall a few times, because I had to go to the bathroom so bad, the alternative would've been in my pants.

Doesn't everyone? As they say, better out than in.

 

[Bellaboo18]

It would be a bit weird as my stables are literally in my garden.

Mine are in my garden but it's a lot of faff taking off my wellies to go in to the house...

 

[ester]

It would be a bit weird as my stables are literally in my garden.

so were ours but despite my suggestions when building the house getting to it was a boots off situation and sometimes CBA

 

[HopOnTrot]

I currently have to walk past a portaloo to get from the stables to the house just getting my steps in!

 

[Keith_Beef]

We have a competition going on between me and horses for who can send it the farthest.

 

[Cloball]

Spoiler

RE: number two

I can think of some equine and scatological ones that would also apply ... It's like that to y I googled the pony club all over again

 

[Peglo]

Doesn't everyone? As they say, better out than in.

No I usually nip outside round the back if I need to

 

[Mrs. Glittery Jingle Balls]

Funny that, OP disappeared very quickly, perhaps she urgently needed a poo? Gross - poor horse

 

[Landcruiser]

We'll never know

 

[littleshetland]

I was in a livery yard with no loo for a year or two and came up with this….
Part fill a wheelbarrow with horsey waste and waste bedding, manoeuvre wheelbarrow into a discreet position so you cannot be observed, delicately place bum over the edge of the wheelbarrow, proceed… you can then carry on filling the wheelbarrow up with horsey waste and deposit it on the muck heap.

 

[Fransurrey]

Funny that, OP disappeared very quickly, perhaps she urgently needed a poo? Gross - poor horse

You say poor horse, but as someone with IBS, you go when you need to go. I had to find a quiet corner of the field, once and let my botty explode exposed to the elements. No loos and I was 20 minutes from home. If the OP is a fetishist, they're welcome to that fantasy...

 

[Mrs. Glittery Jingle Balls]

You say poor horse, but as someone with IBS, you go when you need to go.

Of course, sorry I didn't mean to poke fun at people with genuine needs like that........under those circumstances what the heck else are you expected to do? It was the idea of the OP enjoying their little perversion and being welcome to it that made me laugh!

 

[Emma95]

Sorry! I didn't mean to upset anyone. Was just curious.
These are issues I've had to deal with, so I wondered if I'm alone, or if these things happens to others as well.

 

[Korg]

Seems quite difficult to go to a room in a place where it does not exist. Some kind of magic I'm not yet aware of?

 

[Trot_on]

Nature wee! Often cleaner than some toilets I've seen!

 

[Ditchjumper2]

Had the same on dog walks too

 

[Amy May In A Manger]

Nature wee! Often cleaner than some toilets I've seen!

Always

 

[HaplessHorse]

I find that I physically cannot go for a no2 in anywhere other than a reasonably clean toilet, no matter how desperate I feel.

That was an extremely uncomfortable 3-day camping holiday.

 

[JBM]

I’ve had many people say this but like..what do you use to wipe? I always took toilet paper when I go camping

 

[Gloi]

I’ve had many people say this but like..what do you use to wipe? I always took toilet paper when I go camping

Dock leaves

 

[Bellaboo18]

I’ve had many people say this but like..what do you use to wipe? I always took toilet paper when I go camping

For a wee? Jiggle around a bit.

 

[Emma95]

I find that I physically cannot go for a no2 in anywhere other than a reasonably clean toilet, no matter how desperate I feel.

That was an extremely uncomfortable 3-day camping holiday.

I wish it was like that, but if it's urgent enough, it will come out whether I want it or not.