Does anyone do strange things by your horses field?

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Sound a bit of an odd one but in the past i have caught couples having sex in broad daylight (10.30 in morn)! People sleeping in thier cars all day and night but today took the buiscuit! A mans drove past me in his white transit van and stopped at the top of our lane which is a dead end. He opened his drivers door and jumped out. I carried on up the drive to the yard to get my dogs and took no notice of him. When i returned 5 mins later he had gone and left a pile of poo and toilet paper in the middle of my path on the road!! This is a dead end and a lot of dog walkers come through also cyclist and people walking! I was mortified! I rang the police but i didnot have his reg. The van said 'Dreams Sweet Dreams' on the side! I thought it was Dreams bed company so i phoned them but the police cannot trace him. He was right by bushes and a field but where he done it was in full view of an expressway!! Dirty Man
 
Someone did a poo (and left toilet paper) outside our field gate...which is not even down a secluded alley, its alongside the road!

Also, the lady I share with was in the field once and saw a car pull up, man climbed through our fence and then started to undo flies to have a pee against the tree. She gave him the fright of his life when she asked if he was ok!
 
Sadly it would seem, people have no shame these days. We actually had a little (but not child) pile, sans paper, left behind the pillar in the beer aisle of the shop I work in!!!!!!
 
Kids used to park at the end of the track to our stables. They used to sh*g, smoke pot and generally have a good time by the looks of things! Sadly they always left a lot of litter, if they hadn't done that, I honestly really wouldn't have cared about the other things. One couple we found down there on new years day 2010 - in the snow. They looked completely hungover, and there was 4 incehs of snow on the ground - must have been a cold night in that car - and god only knwos how they drove there.

We told our friend who's a copper to look out when he was driving around, and one evening he 'caught' a car full of lads there, surrounded by litter. He asked if it was theirs, which they said it wasn't (it might not have been) and he said if they didn't pick it up and take it all with them he would charge them with littering - awesome! :D
 
One evening I was lunging in the paddock and saw a car pull into my yard driveway- thought it may be a mate popping by but didn't recognise the car- then I thought it was just someone turning around...

In fact.....a youngish woman got out, ran (whilst crouching) past the hedge that goes along side the road.....and dropped her knickers by my hay shelter!!

She obviously didn't notice me in the field......she did when I started hollering -the knickers came up sharpish and off she went!

I once pulled in and found a taxi driver having a slash also.

Plus I found a gay sex toy catalogue in the gateway....but I think the wind blew that one in (I'm hoping anyway:D)
 
If someone's got to go they have got to go sp I do have sympathy for the lady with her knickers round her ankles and someone shouting at her .... but in the middle of a driveway and in the beer aisle of a supermarket?
 
Not horses, but a friend of mine found a man having sex with her cows this week!! He said they were gods creatures and as such they were his to have sex with !!!!!!!! Needless to say he was taken away by the police !!!!
 
poppymoo said:
I doubt she'd have liked me running up her driveway and peeing on her doorstep though.:confused:
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Well no :D

Have to say, if I had to go, I would find somewhere not near anywhere, and would have a better look around. Working outside alot means I do have to go for a wee in some sneaky places, but always as hidden as possible - and not near buildings :eek:
 
Stencilface said:
Well no :D

Have to say, if I had to go, I would find somewhere not near anywhere, and would have a better look around. Working outside alot means I do have to go for a wee in some sneaky places, but always as hidden as possible - and not near buildings :eek:
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Exactly......she was about 5ft away from a bus-stop ( through the hedge)....those on the top deck would have got a right eyefull as well:eek::D
 
Oh my goodness!! What stories!! I must really lead a very sheltered life as we never see any of this near our yard in yorkshire....mmm maybe we are a bit boring, haha!!
 
I have lost count of the number of beer bottles and bongs made out of fizzy pop bottles that I have found in the field. I don't care if that is what they want to do but why should i have to clear up their rubbish and what if the horses stood on the glass bottles? Trouble is one of the field accesses is through a scrap yard and it is the yard owner's son. The dad is such a grumpy ar@e that if I ride out on the road then I have to go through the scrap yard, if the horses drop any mud out of their feet, I have to get off and pick it up so I don't make a mess!!! Even got to the stage that I was taking a broom down there with me!
 
nicolenlolly said:
I have lost count of the number of beer bottles and bongs made out of fizzy pop bottles that I have found in the field. I don't care if that is what they want to do but why should i have to clear up their rubbish and what if the horses stood on the glass bottles? Trouble is one of the field accesses is through a scrap yard and it is the yard owner's son. The dad is such a grumpy ar@e that if I ride out on the road then I have to go through the scrap yard, if the horses drop any mud out of their feet, I have to get off and pick it up so I don't make a mess!!! Even got to the stage that I was taking a broom down there with me!
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ha! i dont know what it is about them but ive come across a fair few scrap yard owners/managers/bosses in my life - cant think why actually!- and everyone of them has been a miserable old goat!

im still in shock about the cow story. i too often wondered if they'd stand still long enough for these nutters cos i know if i were a cow and some amourous nutjob approached me with his crown jewels swinging in the wind id launch a cloven hoof into his skinny backside . HARD !
 
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Well I have no Idea if he achieved his objective with the cows but he made his intentions clear. He claimed that as the land belonged to God and the Cows belonged to God that he was entitled to do what he was doing. I personally would gave freaked out if presented with this but my friend coped amazingly well with the situation.
 
When I kept the ponies in Old Oxted I found a large human poo in my field shelter. At the same place I used to find odd bits of clothing. I used to joke I could put together a whole outfit, including underwear!! Other than that just the usual picnickers.
 
Non-horsey, but amusing/disgusting nonetheless: I work at Tesco on a weekend, and one day we found a pile of very runny-looking poo near one of the checkouts. Curious, we looked on the cctv cameras and found the culprit....the cameras caught him stood stock still for about 30 seconds, then he shook out his trouser leg and walked away, leaving a pile of s^^t behind!!
 
Pluto said:
Well I have no Idea if he achieved his objective with the cows but he made his intentions clear. He claimed that as the land belonged to God and the Cows belonged to God that he was entitled to do what he was doing.
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Yes, but God didn't write the law books of this country which are clear enough about this sort of activity! Sounds like his lift doesn't go to the top floor...
 
Gin&Ginger said:
Non-horsey, but amusing/disgusting nonetheless: I work at Tesco on a weekend, and one day we found a pile of very runny-looking poo near one of the checkouts. Curious, we looked on the cctv cameras and found the culprit....the cameras caught him stood stock still for about 30 seconds, then he shook out his trouser leg and walked away, leaving a pile of s^^t behind!!
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:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
 
Gin&Ginger said:
Non-horsey, but amusing/disgusting nonetheless: I work at Tesco on a weekend, and one day we found a pile of very runny-looking poo near one of the checkouts. Curious, we looked on the cctv cameras and found the culprit....the cameras caught him stood stock still for about 30 seconds, then he shook out his trouser leg and walked away, leaving a pile of s^^t behind!!
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:eek::eek::D dirty b*****D! :eek:
 
Gin&Ginger said:
Non-horsey, but amusing/disgusting nonetheless: I work at Tesco on a weekend, and one day we found a pile of very runny-looking poo near one of the checkouts. Curious, we looked on the cctv cameras and found the culprit....the cameras caught him stood stock still for about 30 seconds, then he shook out his trouser leg and walked away, leaving a pile of s^^t behind!!
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Sorry....but PMSL at this one...:D
 
Similar faeces-themed incident.....

...at work, we once found a pile of human poo on the first floor landing near the staff room...

...all evidence pointed to a small child that had been running around the practice and not kept in check by parents ...and he must have nipped up the stairs to log-off......

(I'm hoping thats the case and not one of the secretaries caught short)

After that we got a gate fitted to the bottom of the stairs:D
 
Glad it just not me then!! The police know me well because i always catch people doing something they shouldnt and ring up! The best one i saw was a oldish man and a young blond lady (his wife?) having oral sex by my field they didnot see me as i walked up and knocked on the window. I politely told them that children ride and walk past her could you do it somewhere else (3pm in afternoon). His face was a picture as he nodded and drove off haha!!
 
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