Does anyone do strange things by your horses field?

My horsey landlord had his wedding reception in my front field it is 8 acres so plenty big enough. I thought people might trek over to see my horse but wasn't worried even though he was a stallion as such a sweetie and fairly shatterproof.

I arrive next morning to find that it got to about midnight and horse was still chatting to people over the gate. 'Somehow' horse was let into the party field and spent the rest of the night hanging out in the marquee :eek: Apparently he browsed the buffet :o and tried a few drinks :o. Several people spent the night slumped in the marquee, I think the horse was one of them :cool:
 
Gin&Ginger said:
Non-horsey, but amusing/disgusting nonetheless: I work at Tesco on a weekend, and one day we found a pile of very runny-looking poo near one of the checkouts. Curious, we looked on the cctv cameras and found the culprit....the cameras caught him stood stock still for about 30 seconds, then he shook out his trouser leg and walked away, leaving a pile of s^^t behind!!
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:eek::D:D Don't know how people can do some of the stuff on this thread. Honnnnestly! I'd be appsolutely mortified if i ever got caught doing things like that.:o Some of it does make me laugh though hehe.:p
 
A few years age about every fortnight there would be a Mcdonalds bag containing the remains of a meal tossed over the fence into our field which is nearer the road , the funny thing was at the time it was 26 miles to the nearest Mcdonalds why would you drive 26 miles to eat your McDonalds in the dark? Boring after all these other posts but I was really curious about it at the time.
 
I was tidying up/checking a paddock beside a public footpath (actually a pavement next to a main road) prior to putting a pony in there and noticed an empty whisky miniature bottle on the ground beside the wall next to the path. When I went to pick it up I saw another half buried nearby. In the end, I unearthed about 15 of the damn things. Judging from the various degrees of buriedness, I can only imagine that someone had made a regular habit of tippling whisky and then chucking the bottle over the wall in almost exactly the same place!
 
poppymoo said:
One of my paddocks runs along a public footpath.....I have found neatly bagged dog poo lobbed over the fence on occasion.:mad:
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I don't understand the logic of some people! We have dog poo trees by the common where people pick up the poo and hang it from the branches - ???
 
RebelRebel said:
My horsey landlord had his wedding reception in my front field it is 8 acres so plenty big enough. I thought people might trek over to see my horse but wasn't worried even though he was a stallion as such a sweetie and fairly shatterproof.

I arrive next morning to find that it got to about midnight and horse was still chatting to people over the gate. 'Somehow' horse was let into the party field and spent the rest of the night hanging out in the marquee :eek: Apparently he browsed the buffet :o and tried a few drinks :o. Several people spent the night slumped in the marquee, I think the horse was one of them :cool:
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Your horse sounds like a total sweetheart :) I expect he enjoyed tasting all the food and drink on offer as well as the limitless attention he must have received from the tipsy guests :p
 
A murder happened in the field my horse was in, a man stabbed his girlfriend with a potato peeler and chucked her body in a disused well in the field. He then jumped in after her and died. The police were not sure if he commited suicide or he just fell in. So it was a doubler!! It was in the early 90s and on the news. My old mare who was a yearling at the time was found looking into the well. Never affected her though!
 
If any of you have seen my video of going over the bridge, (bottom link) on the ramp at the start of it, there was a human poo complete with paper right in the middle, if anyone was desperate there are plenty of places to go discreet, plus who carries toilet paper around with them, all seemed a bit deliberate, weird.

Enshrine of Tools.
 
As my OH and I were returning from a hack one evening, a bloke drove past us, into our (private) lane, removed the padlock from our gate and drove off down the lane. We caught up with him as he parked his car IN OUR FIELD!

We politely asked him WTF he was up to, and he claimed his wife had dropped her expensive watch on the footpath that runs along the lane, promised he'd be back in five minutes, and belted off down the lane.

Once we'd finished doing all the field chores (very slowly) and there was still no sign of him, and given that it was now about 8.00pm and we'd not had anything to eat, we phoned the Police.

A couple of community bobby's turned up, took a description and went to find him, returning about half an hour later with a very grumpy trespasser.

Turns out he was some sort of undercover RSPB person, on the hunt for some very rare bird! He was seriously pi$$ed about having to move his car, and in retrospect we should have just locked the b*gger in and gone home, although the Police said we were not actually allowed to do that (which RSPB weirdo obviously knew).
 
lionman said:
A murder happened in the field my horse was in, a man stabbed his girlfriend with a potato peeler and chucked her body in a disused well in the field. He then jumped in after her and died. The police were not sure if he commited suicide or he just fell in. So it was a doubler!! It was in the early 90s and on the news. My old mare who was a yearling at the time was found looking into the well. Never affected her though!
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OMG you win hands down!!!
 
My old field was near a lorry park estate. Was not unusual to find hardcore european porn at the bottom of my field....


Best one was a bottle unopened polish vodka, I wasnt brave enough to drink it though :(


Unfortunately it was mroe often stuff going from my field than getting interesting stuff in it.

Caught a couple (a guy I knew) in the woods once, horse stopped to do a poo almost right infront of them... I was weeing myself laughing.
 
NeilM said:
As my OH and I were returning from a hack one evening, a bloke drove past us, into our (private) lane, removed the padlock from our gate and drove off down the lane. We caught up with him as he parked his car IN OUR FIELD!

We politely asked him WTF he was up to, and he claimed his wife had dropped her expensive watch on the footpath that runs along the lane, promised he'd be back in five minutes, and belted off down the lane.

Once we'd finished doing all the field chores (very slowly) and there was still no sign of him, and given that it was now about 8.00pm and we'd not had anything to eat, we phoned the Police.

A couple of community bobby's turned up, took a description and went to find him, returning about half an hour later with a very grumpy trespasser.

Turns out he was some sort of undercover RSPB person, on the hunt for some very rare bird! He was seriously pi$$ed about having to move his car, and in retrospect we should have just locked the b*gger in and gone home, although the Police said we were not actually allowed to do that (which RSPB weirdo obviously knew).
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No your not allowed to lock people in. Found a van parked up the private track with 6-8 lets say slovakians in it, I locked the gate (didnt approach them) and phoned the police (we had just had all the field energisers nicked so I was very suspicious). Police werent happy. I had to undo do the gate, but the police came up and took them off in a van...
 
My friend caught a couple having a sh*g in the top of our field in broad daylight earlier this year .... the day after it had been sectioned off and the weeds sprayed, She had to go and tell them to go home pronto to shower the chemicals off .... often wonder if they werent meant to be together how they explained the possible chemical burns away!

And I had a tramp living in my horse trailer ... only caught him because he overslept one morning and was just emerging as I went over to do the morning check!
 
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lhotse said:
Sadly it would seem, people have no shame these days. We actually had a little (but not child) pile, sans paper, left behind the pillar in the beer aisle of the shop I work in!!!!!!
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:eek:

On the same vein, we were at Heathrow once and somebody had laid one next to the baggage carousel :eek:

The poor people clearing it up...hats off to them were having a good giggle about it! :D

J&C
 
Haven't laughed so much at a post for ages! Top thread!

Not horsey I know but a friend of mine worked in H&M in Bluewater and a customer used a cubicle as a toilet, just did it right on the floor on the carpet...!!

Oh and a guy I worked with years ago confessed to having a crap in a Rover biscuit tin whilst sitting in the drivers seat in a 4hr traffic jam that was crawling....that one amused me for ages!!!
 
RebelRebel said:
My horsey landlord had his wedding reception in my front field it is 8 acres so plenty big enough. I thought people might trek over to see my horse but wasn't worried even though he was a stallion as such a sweetie and fairly shatterproof.

I arrive next morning to find that it got to about midnight and horse was still chatting to people over the gate. 'Somehow' horse was let into the party field and spent the rest of the night hanging out in the marquee :eek: Apparently he browsed the buffet :o and tried a few drinks :o. Several people spent the night slumped in the marquee, I think the horse was one of them :cool:
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Ahhhhh.............Hilarious!!!!! He enjoyed the party!
 
:eek::eek: at most of these!!
Seems there is alot of couples 'doing it' these days!! lol
Very squirmy about reading the stories regarding human poo. Some people 'eh?

I haven't come across much - well much in comparision to your tales!
 
Friend of mine and his wife and very young child were at a big posh bathroom fittings exhibition.

He and his wife were busy looking at some of the stuff, when suddenly they realised small daughter was missing. After a few minutes frantically running around looking for her to their enormous relief she reappeared explaining she'd "been for a poo".

They were puzzled, and asked her where she'd found a toilet. She pointed at one of the (obviously, not plumbed in) smart display bathrooms and when they nervously peered into the toilet bowl, sure enough... what my friend described to me as a "big steamer..."

They left, very quickly.
 
i work in a shopping centre and we've had people peeing in the mall and service lifts - g10 still reeks and I have to hold my breath every time I use it.
there's also a suspect puddle at the bottom of one of the stair cases
 
Cyearsley - have you ever seen ratrace? Reminds me of the bit where the dad hangs the kid out of the window of a moving car to go to the loo!
FionaM12 - I did that once when I was about 2 in B&Q was only a wee though :o
 
Pluto said:
Not horses, but a friend of mine found a man having sex with her cows this week!! He said they were gods creatures and as such they were his to have sex with !!!!!!!! Needless to say he was taken away by the police !!!!
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Did he have a set of step ladders with him?? ;)

This thread is hysterical!
 
Last year me and a couple of girls were just setting off for a hack along the lanes, at the bottom of a hill I clocked two guys in a field just off the road, thought they were taking soil samples or something (poor innocent me) as one guy was kneeling (The soil sampler obviously) and the other was stood up (Data logger obviously) However when the kneeling guy stood up and the other guy then got on his knees in front of him I suspected all was not as it seemed. We got fairly close but when they heard us approaching up the lane they jumped up hastily zipping up flies. One guy was in a suit and the other was like a builder or something. They got in their car and van and drove off. The builder guy in the van had to drive past us and he looked really embaressed. Put it this way they didnt look like they were 'out of the closet'and Ive often wondered if their wives/girlfriends have any idea what they get up to!
 
Oh and a guy I worked with years ago confessed to having a crap in a Rover biscuit tin whilst sitting in the drivers seat in a 4hr traffic jam that was crawling....that one amused me for ages!!![/QUOTE]



Just so funny!!! :D Loving this thread! :D
 
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