Cedars
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Puzzle, I want to groom the mud off your bottom.
No, mummy, I want to groom YOUR shoulder. Its only fair!
No, Puzzle, stand still. Stop swinging your bum away from me. *walks to her bottom, just in time for Puz to swing it away again*.
Mummmmmyyyyy! I want to groom you toooooo! MUMMYYYYYY STOP WALKING TO MY BUM!
Closely followed by the 'i've got an itch' dance:
Puzzle, I'm grooming your legs, stand still.
Mummy, my ear is itchy, look, this ear, this one right here *smacks mummy in face with said ear*
*mummy itches ear and goes back to legs*
Mummmyyyy now my bottom is itchy, look, this bottom here *tramples mummy in attempt to present bottom to her*
Puzzle, no, stand still you naughty mare.
Mummyyyyy BOTTOM ITCHY!
Anyone else....?!
No, mummy, I want to groom YOUR shoulder. Its only fair!
No, Puzzle, stand still. Stop swinging your bum away from me. *walks to her bottom, just in time for Puz to swing it away again*.
Mummmmmyyyyy! I want to groom you toooooo! MUMMYYYYYY STOP WALKING TO MY BUM!
Closely followed by the 'i've got an itch' dance:
Puzzle, I'm grooming your legs, stand still.
Mummy, my ear is itchy, look, this ear, this one right here *smacks mummy in face with said ear*
*mummy itches ear and goes back to legs*
Mummmyyyy now my bottom is itchy, look, this bottom here *tramples mummy in attempt to present bottom to her*
Puzzle, no, stand still you naughty mare.
Mummyyyyy BOTTOM ITCHY!
Anyone else....?!