Does anyone fancy a good row?!!

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Hovis_and_SidsMum

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I'm bored, fed up, irritable, tetchy, one legged and in the mood for a really good row.
Unfortunately I am stuck at home alone, I can't beat the dog as she's far too sweet, my long suffering hubby is at work and all my work colleagues are being lovely and picking up my work whilst I am stuck at home with my buggered ankle. I've tried a row about the current state of economy with Hippy the Hamster but she just threw a peanut at me and went back to bed.
So that just leaves you guys....
Anyone fancy a really good verbal scrap?!!!!!!!!!!!
Any subject - you can chose!
 
Don't want an arguement (far too much of a wimp! :) ), but I was reliably informed by my housemates I was also a complete bear when I had done my ankle in and was on crutches! :D
 
What about the thread on people who call their animals "ponio or horsie". Opening up to all other "inappropriate" words for the thououghly strait laced, no nonsense, never do anything slightly fluffy, dyed in the wool HHOers!
That could get you started.
 
Why not go on that Government site where you can nominate odd laws for repeal. Thats always good for a rant!
 
Ha ha - I'm in a stinker of a mood today. Unfortunately I don't have an excuse like you do.

Just fancy ripping off a few heads and using them as footballs!!
 
All you need to do is start a thread along the lines of.....

Why do people want to own ponies/TB's/Warmbloods/Shetlands

or

I am thinking if doing Parelli with Hovis.....

or

I am going to France to rescue a horse!


That will provide you with hours of entertainment for everyone :D
 
Ah but the post will then get deleted for mention of 'horse' 'rescue' and 'france' in the same post if I remember rightly..... ;)


And THERE'S your arguement after for your post not being there that you took time to rant out to all us lovelies :p
 
3Beasties said:
All you need to do is start a thread along the lines of.....

Why do people want to own ponies/TB's/Warmbloods/Shetlands

or

I am thinking if doing Parelli with Hovis.....

or

I am going to France to rescue a horse!


That will provide you with hours of entertainment for everyone :D
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Maybe I could combine the two? Do parelli with Hovis on the ferry over to rescue some three legged unwanted TBs - who incidentally no one will want as they are all loony, tapped in the head, incapable of surviving winter without 72 layers on and quite frankly not fit to tred the same ground as a cob?
Hows that for starters?
 
Hovis_and_SidsMum said:
Maybe I could combine the two? Do parelli with Hovis on the ferry over to rescue some three legged unwanted TBs - who incidentally no one will want as they are all loony, tapped in the head, incapable of surviving winter without 72 layers on and quite frankly not fit to tred the same ground as a cob?
Hows that for starters?
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I look forward to watching the chaos unfold :D :D
 
Ballyboo said:
Pfft! That's just typical of an eleven!er. I bet you can't ride your horse in a snaffle, either!
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You'd be right! I ride the big beast in a cheltenham gag and have no control in anything less. I will now post asking for advice and ignore everyone...........
[Toddles off to enter Hovis is the next 1.4m jumping class at Olympia........]
 
boogles said:
Pssssssssssst Hovis_and_SidsMum don't forget to mention the use of multiple gadgets when re schooling said TBs :p
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I don't use gadgets thats so last season daaarrrling. I just lash Hovis to them so that they can't do anything but bend their head to their chests thus achieving a beautiful outline.
Head to chest = outline so thats that achieved. Don't see a problem personally?
 
Hovis_and_SidsMum said:
You'd be right! I ride the big beast in a cheltenham gag and have no control in anything less. I will now post asking for advice and ignore everyone...........
[Toddles off to enter Hovis is the next 1.4m jumping class at Olympia........]
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Hah! I knew it! You're a troll!! Trooooooll!!!!!!!!!!
 
Am so not!
I am too big to be a troll. I am 13 stone and much too busy trying to squash my 16.2HH Cylesdale to have time to be a troll.
Besides which my ass wouldn't fit under the bridge.
 
Are so!! You'd just have to live under the Millau Viaduct! And shame on you for squishing poor ickle Clydesdale ponio!!
 
Ahh, I must concede defeat! You have out-rowed me!!
If your itch for a fight is still not scratched, however, I have a chav living next to me that's just cruising for a bruising, so feel free to come over and vent! ;):D
 
Well your ankle cant be that bad if you can toddle you should be hobbling at the least. Why cant you go in to work your a woman so you should be able to do your job standing on your head!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Well if all else fails you could come to where I work and hit my colleague. That's what I am doing when I get so fed up with the pain in my foot. I just shout over the office and ask him to come over so I can punch him! Needless to say he is not that happy about it but it makes me feel a whole lot better!
 
Just do a post asking whether you should start taking one of the four heavyweight stable rugs off your horse during the day yet. That should do it :D

Hope you feel better soon!
 
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