Does anyone fancy a good row?!!

People who call their horses 'it' discuss.

Barefoot? Good or bad.

Parelli/Monty Roberts/etc etc WHAT IS THE POINT????? ;)

Someone at the yard only feed their horse two slices of hay a night I htink its cruel so give it some hard feed when she's not looking.........
 
I'm liking all this.
so I'm thinking of posting
"please HELP i need urgent advice.
I wish to play parelli games with my barefoot horse but I am worried. It is french and doesn't seem to understand me and hitting it with a stick only rebounds off the three turnout rugs it has on. Would it help if I shod it?"
 
3Beasties said:
All you need to do is start a thread along the lines of.....

Why do people want to own ponies/TB's/Warmbloods/Shetlands

or

I am thinking if doing Parelli with Hovis.....

or

I am going to France to rescue a horse!


That will provide you with hours of entertainment for everyone :D
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I absolutely love the idea of you starting a thread about doing Parelli with Hovis.

That wud keep us entertained for days.

Please, please do it!.
 
Hovis_and_SidsMum said:
I'm liking all this.
so I'm thinking of posting
"please HELP i need urgent advice.
I wish to play parelli games with my barefoot horse but I am worried. It is french and doesn't seem to understand me and hitting it with a stick only rebounds off the three turnout rugs it has on. Would it help if I shod it?"
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rotfl
 
Crackajack said:
Woah.....!
Feeding someone else's horse?
I'd hunt and shoot you down if you fed mine! lol :)
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Oh don't worry, its only cos its so hungry it can barely move!! And I do only give it three scoops of weight gain and a scoop of sugar beet nuts. Poor little ponio.
 
Hmmm, I am uphauled and offended by the lack of seroiusness with which you are treating very serious topics on this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (just for ballyboo)

Horsie's and Ponio's who are freezing to death over the cold nights we have had recently becos they're evil owner's keep them NEKKIDD is a serouis matter.

And HOW DARE YOU INSULT PARREILLI HE IS A GOD AMONG HORSEMAN AND MY CARROT STIK RULES. I BET YOU CANT SIT UNDER YOUR HORSIES BELLY WITH OUT A HAT ON SAFELY COS YOUR HORSIES ARE ALL BADLY BEHAVED COS YOU ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That a start?

I hope it helps because it hurt to type that badly.
 
Hovis_and_SidsMum said:
I'm liking all this.
so I'm thinking of posting
"please HELP i need urgent advice.
I wish to play parelli games with my barefoot horse but I am worried. It is french and doesn't seem to understand me and hitting it with a stick only rebounds off the three turnout rugs it has on. Would it help if I shod it?"
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Baaa, I don't think that would work- there aren't enuff smelling pistakes in it..innit.

"Pleaseeeeee hElp urgunt advise neededdddd"

Also, I think (bu not entirelyyyy sure) that french poniwonios always need at least 6 heavyweight turnout rugs on in summer. Oh, and shoeing it would be cruel because they can't feel their feet and get frightened when they see them at the end of their leggies. :mad:
 
Damn it! I am failing to incite any of you to a full blown hissy of total out of proportion sizes.
I'm seriously going to have to take lessons from Shils.

Row with me damn it, row!

[Note this was actually said out loud, Hippy the Hamster stirred, had a pee and has gone back to bed again. My animals have NO respect]

Huum. Ok. Must try harder.........

After he dared to yawn whilst I was telling him about my poorly foot I punished Hovis at length last night. The whip marks down his flanks are still visible today which will teach him. My YO has stuck her beak in and told me this was this excessive force. Shall I tell her to do one?
 
Hovis_and_SidsMum said:
I'm liking all this.
so I'm thinking of posting
"please HELP i need urgent advice.
I wish to play parelli games with my barefoot horse but I am worried. It is french and doesn't seem to understand me and hitting it with a stick only rebounds off the three turnout rugs it has on. Would it help if I shod it?"
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You are clearly an idiot.

Hovey woo is a heavy horse, who needs shoes fitted in such a way as to make his feet bigger to win at the shows. Just ignore the farriers who tell you it'll lame the horse. (Honestly taken from a quote from a well known shire horse man :rolleyes:)

Your horse is so fat he is at risk of laminitis and a bad case of indigestion, so no, he doesn't need the rugs.

Have you tried putting ribena in his drinking water again yet? ;)
 
Hovis_and_SidsMum said:
After he dared to yawn whilst I was telling him about my poorly foot I punished Hovis at length last night. The whip marks down his flanks are still visible today which will teach him. My YO has stuck her beak in and told me this was this excessive force. Shall I tell her to do one?
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Well, you obviously don't love your horse. What are you doing, keeping it on a yard?????

FYI, this is one instance where using rugs (to cover up horse abuse) is okay.
 
Fine, you are an idiot and should be whipped until you improve, your dear horsie has never put a (giant) foot wrong and you are too inexperienced to even own one. I suggest that you put your snaffle bridle (with flash noseband) on him and send him to the meat factory as you can never rehome him because you have fooked him up too much.
 
Who u calling an idiot?!
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nah i don't give him ribena cos thats chavvy. He has white lightening. I find it makes asking him to yield from me on the ground much easier - i push him and he falls over. Not sure why though?
 
Okay I've got it! You know kids went through a stage of slagging off each others mums? "Your mum is so fat we rolled over three times and the biatch was still on top" - that sort of thing? Well why don't we have a row about each other's horses.

Your horse is so fat, he went to sleep at the top of the hill and woke up 3 paddocks away in the valley.

:D
 
Hovis_and_SidsMum said:
The hotel asked him to leave due to him snoring loud enough to wake up the other guests.
And the room service man got fed up of lugging sacks of carrots up the stairs. You got a problem with that?
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Nope..... but I am still waiting for the thankyou for the bag of Jelly tots!... which were BTW open, so should keep you amused for hours should they have scattered when I chucked them at you.
 
Hovis_and_SidsMum said:
The hotel asked him to leave due to him snoring loud enough to wake up the other guests.
And the room service man got fed up of lugging sacks of carrots up the stairs. You got a problem with that?
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Ah, classic error! You have put him in the penthouse suite - no fellow guest to disturb and it usually has a service lift. You're obviously too mean to fork out for the poor creature!!
 
Hovis_and_SidsMum said:
You got a problem with that?
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Not as much of a problem with that as I have with your horse escaping onto the beach one day. We had national geographic, 10 fire trucks, 5 navy helecopters and several army tanks thinking it was either an alien or the lock ness monster thrashing about in all that sand, only for him to get up and we realised it was your horse having a roll :mad::mad::mad:

:p
 
Lillith - UPHAULED ??? I think we need to have a debate as to whether a spell chack could be good for this forum. Does uphauled mean you lifted something up very high ? Does that suggest lifting five rugs, one after the other, onto a porky cob ponio ? If that IS the case, I am shocked, uphauled and offended too. Discuss.................. :D sm x
 
i cannot believe that you are still covering your poor suffering clyde with 4 blankets during this heat, is that why you broke your ankle cos your horse tried to tell you it was hot and you ignored it!!!!!!!!!!!! Suggest you do some Parelli training then you should be able to learn how to play with the ball while your horse is rugged up and miss being kicked and therefore not damaging your ankle, have i annoyed you yet, lol!! Have a good day
 
and of course your poor ponio hasnt been fed the latest ragwort supplement.
otherwise you wouldnt need the rugs the perelliiii or the national geographic the army the firemen etc (i suspect you only called them cos you wanted to ogle the fit men anyway).
 
FGS !! Don't you know that fat ponios NEED five rugs on to sweat that blubber off ? I can't believe it !

Where can I get the ragwort supplement ?

And who thinks it's cool to feed supplements anyway ? A total and utter waste of money, makes the horse's digestive system too reliant on them, and it can't cope on it's own = colic.

Take that.
 
please can someone tell me if they are not to p..s...d off with life and would like to help someone in need how the hell do i make a profile picture visible, thanks
 
I am shocked and once again uphauled (:)) that only Shysmum has bothered to pick up on a post exclusively designed to put the shivers up every grammar and spelling nazi on the forum.

Thankyou for noticing my effort Shysmum it was painful.
 
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