Does anyone fancy a good row?!!

Hovis_and_SidsMum said:
I'm liking all this.
so I'm thinking of posting
"please HELP i need urgent advice.
I wish to play parelli games with my barefoot horse but I am worried. It is french and doesn't seem to understand me and hitting it with a stick only rebounds off the three turnout rugs it has on. Would it help if I shod it?"
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Oh!
shod it.....

Thought you said 'shot it'......which would be more appropriate, yes.:p:D
 
lillith said:
I am shocked and once again uphauled (:)) that only Shysmum has bothered to pick up on a post exclusively designed to put the shivers up every grammar and spelling nazi on the forum.

Thankyou for noticing my effort Shysmum it was painful.
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I was too uphaulled to comment ;)
 
Hovis_and_SidsMum said:
I'm bored, fed up, irritable, tetchy, one legged and in the mood for a really good row.
Unfortunately I am stuck at home alone, I can't beat the dog as she's far too sweet, my long suffering hubby is at work and all my work colleagues are being lovely and picking up my work whilst I am stuck at home with my buggered ankle. I've tried a row about the current state of economy with Hippy the Hamster but she just threw a peanut at me and went back to bed.
So that just leaves you guys....
Anyone fancy a really good verbal scrap?!!!!!!!!!!!
Any subject - you can chose!
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OMG!
You actually want to upset yourself (and others?)

Why would you do that?

Strange behaviour?:confused:
 
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we are still not triggering off a good spat here - it usually just takes the drop of a hat and it's off. What's going on ?

Totally offended at the lack of anger and rage on this thread.
 
PMSL at this thread! 'Uphauled' had me rolling round! I see I shall have to watch my grammar on here. ;)

Shysmum-your cob is beautiful.
 
There has got to be something to spark a row off...

How about...I wear Hi-Viz and anyone who doesn't is a muppet...Be Safe, Be Seen.

Or

Am i too fat to ride my horse...I weigh 15 stone and own a 16.1hh TB which i hunt every weekend but i can't find Jodhpurs to fit me.

How about

Is my horse fat, I've had him condition scored at a 7 but i show and i don't think he's got enough weight on him....People might think i starve him?
 
or how about 'My horse moved its head tonight and looked at a tree, I think there may be something wrong with it'
 
cinammontoast said:
PMSL at this thread! 'Uphauled' had me rolling round! I see I shall have to watch my grammar on here. ;)

Shysmum-your cob is beautiful.
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The horse in your signature is so good looking, I am outraged that he/she is classed as a mere cob, and so hereby upgrade him/her to the status "Warmblood".

If you prefer, he can be a "Welsh D" because that is also not a cob. At all. ;)

:D
 
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