Does anyone want to start a debate on the following...?

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My horse hasnt seen a back, teeth, saddle fitter/checker....... so you think he is just being naughty trying to buck me off, or shall i sell him for meat!!!!

If I should sell him for meat, should he go to Potters or shall I ship him abroad so I get more money to go towards my next disaster/horse!!!

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Or if it's a mare, could I remove her ovaries and still breed from her?
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Yes, I am evil
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I did mention in another post that there was much debate on

Americans
Police
Pheasant killers.

S: don't be afraid of the White its very good for you, even the likes of those from the dark side.
 
I think that all of you have forgotten how you need to have a breast girth on as well as the standing martingale - and I really think that the standing martingale should be attached to a drop noseband for correctness.

Honestly - do you people know nothing....
 
Is that waht they really put on their feet!?!?

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I think said pony has also got a 58" girth on and has been stood funny... almost leaning on its back legs... do you think there is something wrong and i should stop riding it and feeding it its highly cereald diet!?!
 
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My horse hasnt seen a back, teeth, saddle fitter/checker....... so you think he is just being naughty trying to buck me off, or shall i sell him for meat!!!!

If I should sell him for meat, should he go to Potters or shall I ship him abroad so I get more money to go towards my next disaster/horse!!!

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Or if it's a mare, could I remove her ovaries and still breed from her?
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oho very good! I see you are stalking me again?
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Can I collect all teh acorns from the oak tree and feed them to my horse instead of hard feed??

what do you mean no?

I added ragwort for roughage??
 
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Is that waht they really put on their feet!?!?

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I think said pony has also got a 58" girth on and has been stood funny... almost leaning on its back legs... do you think there is something wrong and i should stop riding it and feeding it its highly cereald diet!?!

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with added mollasis (sp) because it is improtant to have a good balanced diet - of cereal and sugar.
 
My horse has Kissing spines, is over at the knee, cow hocked, pigeon toed, has a parrot mouth, genetic blindness etc..........................

But is such a lovely mare temperament wise, I would love to breed a foal.....

What do you all think.....

Oh and by the way, I am going to do it anyway!!!!
 
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I'm doing quite well to control myself
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Or do those nice men in uniforms step in?
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Oh yes
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They have to phisically restrain my fingers
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One man at this precise moment is knitting a little white straight jacket for my index finger
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They seem to be doing a grand job in keeping your fingers from spell checker, anyway
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Someone quick, put a twitch on that horses ear and hurry up feed that obese show horse another bag of hard feed before he dies of starvation. No, show horses always stand with the lammi -lami- laminitic stance
 
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oho very good! I see you are stalking me again?
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There's no 'again'.
I never stopped.
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Oh yes, I forgot that one of your minions is still taking up room in my stable...
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Have anyone mentioned novice riders with unbroken or green 3/4 year old yet.

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Come on that goes without out saying...

I am 28st expert who has ridden 3 times with a 11.2 highyl strung TB X who is 3 years old and someone said she was green but i said no she is Brown...
 
Oh yes.......

there is a horse at my yard who I think is too good for the rider as they are a complete numpty and the only thing they are good at is being rich enough to afford the horse.

How can I tell them that they are crap, and should let me school/compete the horse for me???

Would it be okay for me to feed it without them knowing as I think it would be better on competition mix.
 
I bought my 12 year old daughter an ex racehorse from the sales. She'd spent all her pocket money on holiday on donkey rides so we thought , as she's obviously a budding rider , we should buy her a horse to keep in the garden.

She's been in hospital three times since christmas with broken legs and a fractured skull (we have since brought her a riding hat off ebay and borrowed a saddle with a handle off a neighbour who had a shetland pony years ago).

A bloke down the pub offered to help us so we towed it over in his cattle trailer and skoda. He did this funny thing where he made it go round and round the field (we had to use the school field at the weekend as there aren't many open spaces in Luton). It tried to kick him and so he beat it with his home made whip, then said he'd get shot of it for us.

The guy he sold it to did a part ex, and in return we got a nice black and white cart pony. Thing is, it looks a bit anorexic, so we stuck it on the building site next door ( they're building more council houses so we won't be the only benefit scroungers in the area) there was plenty to eat but it cut itself on the barbed wire trying to get to someone's grass (daft really, there were loads of yellow flowers for it to eat). I phoned the guy who it came from and he said to show it some baled up hay (but not actually give it to him). Nice guy, I forget his surname but his first name was jamie...
 
I went to see my horse on Wednesday and his leg was hanging at a funny angle. He cannot stand on the leg at all, so it wont get any worse.

It was no better on Saturday which was the next time I could get to see him (its ok he lives out on grass livery and there is an old lady that feeds him apples every day so she will let me know if he gets worse)

Do you think i should get the vet out on Monday (cant afford Sunday call out) or shall I leave him to walk it off in the field
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Oh and has anyone got a rug/saddle/bridle that I can have as I cant afford one
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I bought my 12 year old daughter an ex racehorse from the sales. She'd spent all her pocket money on holiday on donkey rides so we thought , as she's obviously a budding rider , we should buy her a horse to keep in the garden.

She's been in hospital three times since christmas with broken legs and a fractured skull (we have since brought her a riding hat off ebay and borrowed a saddle with a handle off a neighbour who had a shetland pony years ago).

A bloke down the pub offered to help us so we towed it over in his cattle trailer and skoda. He did this funny thing where he made it go round and round the field (we had to use the school field at the weekend as there aren't many open spaces in Luton). It tried to kick him and so he beat it with his home made whip, then said he'd get shot of it for us.

The guy he sold it to did a part ex, and in return we got a nice black and white cart pony. Thing is, it looks a bit anorexic, so we stuck it on the building site next door ( they're building more council houses so we won't be the only benefit scroungers in the area) there was plenty to eat but it cut itself on the barbed wire trying to get to someone's grass (daft really, there were loads of yellow flowers for it to eat). I phoned the guy who it came from and he said to show it some baled up hay (but not actually give it to him). Nice guy, I forget his surname but his first name was jamie...

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LMAO!!!
 
How about - Is anyone interested in my blind, lame, 34 year old 17.2 shire x irish-draught as a companion? He's not happy about me riding him anymore but he's not ready to be PTS, that would be CRUEL!!!!!!
 
PMSL - you lot are better than telly! I'm off to bed now as I have to be up early to overwork my 3 yr old, overrug my native and wrap my dressage star in cotton wool.
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Happy debating!
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Don't forget the novice rider you've hired to overwork the 3 yo and the corect tack for it. *inc. the upside down pelham, side reins, bungee, grackle, standing martingale and those big shoes* You must lunge him till he falls over, hop on in socks and then have a lovely ride over a 1.30m fence
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