Does anyone want to start a debate on the following...?

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[****] *runs*

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Yeah! You'd BETTER run!!

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I hve jus broked my two yr old in, frind sugested i rode in drw rains. I hve bin riding in them for a fw weks nw, bt wos wundering wht brand is best. Also how low should her head be at the momnt its on her knee, but im hoping i can get it btwn her nees by nxt week whn i start jumping her.
Hw much u think she wud fetch, im thinkin 14 grand cos whn she jumps out the field she easily clears the hedge and thats at least 5foot.
My spurs do sem 2 mark her sids, should they bled aftr u finish ridin?
wht cn i do to stop hr mowth bleeding, maybee its her bit, but i cnt stp in anything less than a pellhum, evn my grakull dusnt wrk.






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How dare you call me an amateur, my instructor tells me im the next Zara Phillips, and he would know, he knows William Fox Pitts cousins baby sitter!
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I took a lot of cocentration to spell that bad!
Im a grate spellur normalley!
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so why are you riding a cow in your siggie??

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I'm reporting you to admin for racist comments against coloured horses!
 
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I have 5 horses but i don't seem to have time for them. And they cost far too much to keep
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HA!! Sounds like someone I know very well......
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This is the funniest thread ever, and no one is being nasty!!!!!!!

Grrrrreeeaaat
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.... Except Shilasdair, as usual. You mention dalliances with Irish men.... hussy.

Irish Draughts are not carthorses and grey ones can be very, very nice.
 
Which reminds me I was once riding in Rotten Row and a very large man of mixed race said that he could offer me a better ride than the horse I was on. What on earth do you think he meant?
 
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Which reminds me I was once riding in Rotten Row and a very large man of mixed race said that he could offer me a better ride than the horse I was on. What on earth do you think he meant?

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I would've thought that he had a horse he thought you would prefer...
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Which reminds me I was once riding in Rotten Row and a very large man of mixed race said that he could offer me a better ride than the horse I was on. What on earth do you think he meant?

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Maybe he wanted you to "have a go" on his horse?
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I hope you declined a ride from him! You can't go riding ugily men's horses
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That's just made me actually LOL!!! Thankfully, only one other in here atm - and she understands.....
 
"It's -5 degrees C at the moment, but I think my fully clipped horse needs a bath. Thing is, we only have cold water at the yard. Do you think he'll be ok?"

"I've been trying for ages to get my youngster to rein back, but he won't budge. Someone has told me that if I tie a long rein to his bit, take it down through his legs, drive a car up behind him, tie him to the bumper and drive backwards very fast, he will learn how to rein back. Has anyone tried this before, and does it work?"

"I am a true advocate of the Strasser method."

"Can I ride in side reins?"

"I ride one of the top dressage horse in the country. He's only 12 years old at the moment, but he can already do that thing - whats it called? Swap legs? - which I think is amazing considering he is only a Welsh Section F. He's quite big, but I can handle him, because even though I'm only 12, I weigh 18 stone already. He was bred by one of the top riders - I cant remember the name - and won a big class at a very big place - cant remember which though. We're going to the Olympics!"

"I've just given my horse a special treat of ivy, rhodedendrons and those lovely pretty yellow flowers that sometimes grow in the fields. Does anyone else give their horses nice feasts like this?"


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"It's -5 degrees C at the moment, but I think my fully clipped horse needs a bath. Thing is, we only have cold water at the yard. Do you think he'll be ok?"

"I've been trying for ages to get my youngster to rein back, but he won't budge. Someone has told me that if I tie a long rein to his bit, take it down through his legs, drive a car up behind him, tie him to the bumper and drive backwards very fast, he will learn how to rein back. Has anyone tried this before, and does it work?"

"I am a true advocate of the Strasser method."

"Can I ride in side reins?"

"I ride one of the top dressage horse in the country. He's only 12 years old at the moment, but he can already do that thing - whats it called? Swap legs? - which I think is amazing considering he is only a Welsh Section F. He's quite big, but I can handle him, because even though I'm only 12, I weigh 18 stone already. He was bred by one of the top riders - I cant remember the name - and won a big class at a very big place - cant remember which though. We're going to the Olympics!"

"I've just given my horse a special treat of ivy, rhodedendrons and those lovely pretty yellow flowers that sometimes grow in the fields. Does anyone else give their horses nice feasts like this?"


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Yes everything here is correct, especially the car for reinback, it works wonders! For your dressage horse might I suggest a Grackle, side reins, a lunge, a bungee, maybe a harbridge, an upside down pelham, and as a warm up you should lunge him too fast until he falls over, take your riding boots off and jump on without any shoes on. This will DEFINATELY take you to the Olympics
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I hope you declined a ride from him! You can't go riding ugily men's horses
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That's just made me actually LOL!!! Thankfully, only one other in here atm - and she understands.....

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Lmao! I didn't realise I was so funny. It was a completely innocent post though 0=}
 
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