unicornleather
Well-Known Member
What a sunday morning I had, got up before dawn at stupid o clock and was out with the dogs before the pigeon shooting round our way starts so as not to scare the dog.
On my way out of the house it started raining and only wearing a thin jacket I went back into the house to get my wax jacket.
Unknown to me I'd left my front door keys in the other jacket that was now hanging up under the stairs!
When I arrived back home after a good walk at about 7 am I realised what I had done, so rang the door bell (3 times!) but no, mum was well and truly in a coma in her bed so I had to climb over a 6 foot fence and gate to get round the back.
Dogs weren't too impressed having to wait in the rain for me to unlock the back gate once I crash landed off the fence.
They flew past me and went ping,ping,ping straight through the dog flap leaving me in the rain trying to shut the gate behind them!
Back door was going to be locked I thought to myself so I know, I have got through the dog flap before,I'll get in that way no probs. I was dying for a pee too so it was urgent I get in!
I took my wax off and launched that through the flap, then dived in after it, all was going well until I it dawned on me last time I went through the dog flap I was lighter as I have put weight on recently and yes I got my arse stuck in the hole!
Those words "does my bum look big in this" took on a whole new meaning as I was wondering what my neighbour must be thinking if he was looking out of the window watching!
Legs flapping with wellies looking like I had st vitas dance I managed to extract myself back out eventually, imagine the embarrassment if mum had had to call out the fire brigade to free me!
It was my wallet in my back pocket of my trousers that had got me stuck as it added enough ballast to my rear end to get me wedged!
I threw that through the flap and launched myself again landing in a heap the other side with 3 dogs jumping on me thinking it was a game.
I nearly pee'd myself in the process but managed to get into the loo in time.When I came out I noticed the key in the back door on the inside and all I had had to do was to reach in with my arm and unlock it and not go through the damn flap in the first place!
Oz
On my way out of the house it started raining and only wearing a thin jacket I went back into the house to get my wax jacket.
Unknown to me I'd left my front door keys in the other jacket that was now hanging up under the stairs!
When I arrived back home after a good walk at about 7 am I realised what I had done, so rang the door bell (3 times!) but no, mum was well and truly in a coma in her bed so I had to climb over a 6 foot fence and gate to get round the back.
Dogs weren't too impressed having to wait in the rain for me to unlock the back gate once I crash landed off the fence.
They flew past me and went ping,ping,ping straight through the dog flap leaving me in the rain trying to shut the gate behind them!
Back door was going to be locked I thought to myself so I know, I have got through the dog flap before,I'll get in that way no probs. I was dying for a pee too so it was urgent I get in!
I took my wax off and launched that through the flap, then dived in after it, all was going well until I it dawned on me last time I went through the dog flap I was lighter as I have put weight on recently and yes I got my arse stuck in the hole!
Those words "does my bum look big in this" took on a whole new meaning as I was wondering what my neighbour must be thinking if he was looking out of the window watching!
Legs flapping with wellies looking like I had st vitas dance I managed to extract myself back out eventually, imagine the embarrassment if mum had had to call out the fire brigade to free me!
It was my wallet in my back pocket of my trousers that had got me stuck as it added enough ballast to my rear end to get me wedged!
I threw that through the flap and launched myself again landing in a heap the other side with 3 dogs jumping on me thinking it was a game.
I nearly pee'd myself in the process but managed to get into the loo in time.When I came out I noticed the key in the back door on the inside and all I had had to do was to reach in with my arm and unlock it and not go through the damn flap in the first place!
Oz
Dogs just love to jump on us when we're at a disadvanage don't they.
