Does the ownership of a dog give a HHOer more sanity than average?

Aru I am not sure you should be exercising your german-akita-sibehuskymalamutes for that long each day
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I think no exercise would be much better, and dont bother housetraining them, it is so old fashioned
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I better breed a few more litters! (gets busy with the colour printer)

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Oh dear, time for 'The Talk'....

Honey, puppies don't come out of printers... you see, sometimes when a Daddy dog loves a Mummy dog, they have special cuddles and then puppies come out of Mummy dogs tummy and you sell them for loads of money.

Geddit?
 
OH is now looking at me like I am a madwoman...loving the jumper
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Look Han, I don't see this animosity towards crossbreeds. They are healthier than pedigree dogs.

WHO WANTS A PRINTER-DOODLE?
 
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Definitely NN, then you can breed them together have loads of little Hole-punch hounds.



(NURSE!)

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ROFLMAO
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Is it wrong I really want to call my next pooch "Hole-Punch"? I think it might be banned by International Dog Rescue...
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Failing that, can I rent a dog for a bit of skiing practice? That's another money-spinner right there!
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of course there healthier than pedigree dogs!
id never expose any of the dogs i breed to something as crazy as an xray machine,they might be poisoned by the radiation....yup thats whats causing all those hip probems damn vets and there xrays and of course vaccinations.

mine are all natural none of those nasty chemicals.
they only come across other dogs on their walk( you think 5 minutes is to much its ok il cut it down to 2 i dont want my precious little ones getting sore feet)

When they meet other dogs its ok though they like to show there fighting akita skills ,like proper dogs, to the other wimpy dogs on leads ,There so protective bless them, so the other dogs never get a chance to give then anything.I really wish i could convince them to come back when i roar at them though...dont they love me?why do they try to run away all the time
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i feed them lots of chocolate they should love me

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Is it wrong I really want to call my next pooch "Hole-Punch"? I think it might be banned by International Dog Rescue...
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Thanks to this forum, I shall be having one dog called Kick and one called Neil, I think Hole-Punch sounds fine!
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Bakers is only good if you add plenty of chocolate to it, otherwise it's not got enough energy in it, and it would terrible if they felt tired ever. How would they be able to demand we got up at 3.30am, 4.30, 5.30 and 6.30 because they needed a wee wee if they were asleep?
 
dont forget the special bark stick as well
because its fresh from the tree branch,it is all natural and completely safe to negatively reinforce your teaching with!

of course bakers is brilliant for dogs they sell it in the same place as people food dont they. and everyone knows people food is fabulous for a dog...plus it makes them love you...a dog couldnt possibly love you if you feed them nasty dry food
 
ah of course how silly of me...its his own fault for tormenting them with his smell.My german-akita-sibehuskymalamutes are practicly wolves you know its a completly natural thing for them to express this sort of behaviour.

How dare anyone sugest i stop them expressing natural behaviour.
All dogs should be able to do what they want when they want.
Its like some people dont like me to let them roam o their own can you imagine!....they arent really vicoius they were just playing with that sheep/pony/small child.its all completely natural
 
Tut, tut, tut - what a bad person, restricting their natural instincts
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Obviously if they actually catch anything they will have to be rehomed, as that is just too icky and they won't match the carpet anymore if they've got bits of bunny on them
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