mystiandsunny
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Mine calls my TB 'Nightmare' lol! Oh, and the ponies are dumb and dumber!!!
Does your OH have nickname(s) for your horse(s)?
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Django Pony
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"Big Mush" usually! x
mulledwhine
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mainly mine used to get called, pillock, waste of space and others that I cant repeat.
For all that he was in tears when he was put to sleep, so mostly just saying it for the effect
For all that he was in tears when he was put to sleep, so mostly just saying it for the effect
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
My OH calls one of mine 'Blubberbutt'.
If she becomes anorexic, he'll be paying for the counselling.
S
If she becomes anorexic, he'll be paying for the counselling.
S
Ellies_mum2
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Hubby calls them the 'Donkeys' 
Archiesmummy
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Mine calls Archie a 'big fat lazy b*st*rd'.
I'm sure if Archie could talk he would use some equally fruitful language but chasing hubby round the paddock and putting himself between me and said husband with his ears back and looks to kill Archie seems to get his own back
I'm sure if Archie could talk he would use some equally fruitful language but chasing hubby round the paddock and putting himself between me and said husband with his ears back and looks to kill Archie seems to get his own back
badgerdog
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My OH calls one of my horses 'The Moneypit'. He has grounds for doing so!
Twinkle Twinkle
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My oh calls my mare profit because he says if l sell her she would make a profit.
Dancing Queen
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peabrain!
louised1henry
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my OH calls them the bain of his life thats about it really. other than dopey as my cobs a clumsy cluts. and stinky.
KVH
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Haha-he calls them names I can't mention on here 
shell1978
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Either 'dobbin' or 'second mortgage' depending on his mood!!!
abbieandfiona
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Devils child, evil she has a tendency to bite him.
shell2
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Mine normally get bostick and pritstick, as he knows it winds me up
FanyDuChamp
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Yes but after Captain took a bite out of him today I can't repeat it or I will be going on holiday! Pedigree chum and glue were also apparently mentioned
He calls Fany Sweetheart or Dude (Fany DU Champ)
FDC
He calls Fany Sweetheart or Dude (Fany DU Champ)
FDC
madeleine1
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my oh calls my misses my oh
i relise that doesnt make any sence
by my boyfriends calls my horse my wife
i relise that doesnt make any sence
by my boyfriends calls my horse my wife
Native Speaker
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Oh, he sure does!
When things are going OK, it's 'Himself'. Other times, it's 'The other One', meaning 'the dog's done something he shouldn't have and The Other One's not much better'.........
It's at times like that I could do without an OH.........!
When things are going OK, it's 'Himself'. Other times, it's 'The other One', meaning 'the dog's done something he shouldn't have and The Other One's not much better'.........
It's at times like that I could do without an OH.........!
cm2581
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My ex used to call them the 'kebabs'!! Cheek!!! Current OH just refers to them by name or as the 'girlies'! They like him way better!!
shelley8697
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Slightly off the subject, but my Hubbie always says I smell of Cheval No 5! lol
black_n_white
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My horse is piebald. My boyfriend has imaginatively renamed him "Patch". If horsie has a rare moment of cleverness then he's "Patch the wonder horse"!
Smitty
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My ex used to refer to my little T/B mare who was generally lame with her bad feet as £800 worth of dogmeat!
My mini shetland was "Alf the alien". You are probably all too young to remember the TV series but actually the resemblance was uncanny.
My mini shetland was "Alf the alien". You are probably all too young to remember the TV series but actually the resemblance was uncanny.
**Vanner**
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Hubby calls my boy 'his nibs' - he isn't generally uncomplementary as he loves him to bits.
Tinseltoes
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My hubby is MEAN he is jealous of my pony and cob and to get me REALLY upset (winding me up) often will often say something like: babacue them on the grill, yum or dog food. Grrrrrrrr
Or he will tell me to get rid of them,I tell him NO CHANCE.
Or he will tell me to get rid of them,I tell him NO CHANCE.
TirionWirion
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Dobbin and Dobbinette!
(but we call them big ginger and little grey but that's as my daughter's nickname is Emily Ginge and I'm going very grey!)
(but we call them big ginger and little grey but that's as my daughter's nickname is Emily Ginge and I'm going very grey!)
ttt
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mine calls archie a 'big fat lazy b*st*rd'.
I'm sure if archie could talk he would use some equally fruitful language but chasing hubby round the paddock and putting himself between me and said husband with his ears back and looks to kill archie seems to get his own back
pmsl
orionstar
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"its not cute its a bloody dangerous animal" of my 6 month old colt, and he hasnt got close enough to the other two to develop an oppinion!
Brambridge04
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my fella called my girl sweety, beautiful etc, on some occasions she gets called "monkey nuts" not quite sure why / how / where that came from and neither is he!
Maesfen
Extremely Old Nag!
Without exception, my OH calls all of mine 'beefburger' then he can't get the names wrong.
Nailed
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My Oh used to call my old horse MrMan. dunno why but is seemed to suit him!
Lou x
Lou x
mrsew
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Yes sooo many names for one pony (who OH loves very much just doesn't admit it often) HRH, Lardy Boy, The Ginger One, Gay Ginger, Donkey, Gaylord, Little Lord Fauntleroy and some that aren't fit for public publication...ha ha...Sx