Cinnamontoast
Fais pas chier!
I was in a groomers the other day. The dog being groomed wasn't restrained in any way. It promptly fell off the table because the groomer was totally ignoring it. She did not subsequently mention this to the owner. It was a little dog, bichon, maybe, I dunno. She has also cut two dogs in the past couple of weeks. Just balancing out the whole thread