Don't know what to do???

[MrsMozartletoe]

Excellent plan! Hope the quadbike will squeeze in next to the fiesta? At least you won't have to buy any more cornflakes

 

[baleofhay]

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Excellent plan! Hope the quadbike will squeeze in next to the fiesta? At least you won't have to buy any more cornflakes

[/ QUOTE ] Or sleep with the ugly farmer!!!!

 

[MrsMozartletoe]

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Excellent plan! Hope the quadbike will squeeze in next to the fiesta? At least you won't have to buy any more cornflakes

[/ QUOTE ] Or sleep with the ugly farmer!!!!

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There's drawbacks to everything...

 

[lhotse]

WOOHOO
Got another one!!!
This ones got all it's legs but has it's head stuck up it's backside!!!!

 

[Ravenwood]

Leave it there - imagine how clean it's stable will stay

 

[ajn1610]

Actually crying with laughter.

 

[dozzie]

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Leave it there - imagine how clean it's stable will stay




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She hasnt got a stable. Or 10 rugs! Or a treeless/wow/devoucoux saddle! Or parelli videos or anything. She doesnt even use pink powder, bluechip, baileys no. 96, calmers, oats, cortaflex, sunflower seeds or boots.

I even heard her horse goes out in a field!

 

[lhotse]

I've got a bloody great magnet that I got out of the speakers in my fiesta, think I'll strap it to it's back and see if that does the job.
Reckon it'll buck like stink when I get on it.

 

[MrsMozartletoe]

Never heard of a bucking magnet, but then again I've led a sheltered life. If it bucks when its head is up its ar&e will it just keep wobbling along like a Mexican wave? Stick to the quad, at least that has a wheel at each corner and no head to get confused.

 

[JM07]

Munchausens comes to mind....

naughty, naughty, very naughty, lhotse...

 

[lhotse]

I'm not naughty....I'm the Messiah

 

[JM07]

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I'm not naughty....I'm the Messiah

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"he's not the messiah, he's just a naughty boy"........

brilliant film....

 

[lhotse]

I think the following clip is appropriate to this discussion.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno

 

[Ranyhyn]

Im confused

 

[JM07]

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I think the following clip is appropriate to this discussion.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno

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ROTFPMSL........

 

[lhotse]

I thought I knew the answer, so got a faith healer and her devining rods down to sort out the horse's issues. Bad idea. The devining rods and attached healer are now both firmly attached to the magnet/horse combo.
There is another problem.
I now have a headless horse and a Kate Bush lookalike attached to the offside wing of the fiesta!
How the feck am I supposed to get to work?????

 

[aimeeq94]

i dont get it

 

[MrsMozartletoe]

Send the combination off to a retirement home, there's bound to be a place somewhere, or just hobble them and leave on a commoon somewhere, then use the quad. So much easier, don't have to feed or water.

 

[LankyDoodle]

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i dont get it

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The OP's horse's leg spontaneously fell off, but she was in a quandary about how to address the matter as her vet told her as he is a small practice, he could not deal with it until the coming week. Myself and MrsMozart and a few other posters, counselled her through some decisions about the best course of treatment for the horse, until the vet can come.

The OP has now got another horse who is, at this moment, healthy.