Don't Panic Mr Mainwaring, Don't Panic....

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But the Pikeys have tagged my horse!!!

I've wired the whole property perimiter to the mains and quickly built a Watch Tower and installed a searchlight.....

OH and myself are doing 2 hourly's...


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I think we have the situation under control....LOL
 
LOL. Did you see Countryfile last night, there was a piece on the wild welsh ponies on Snowdon. They are only handled once a year, when they are rounded up with quad bikes for health checks etc, amazingly despite their wild nature quite a few of them had "plaits" in their manes.:p
 
OMG! Have you told the police? And Horsewatch? And WHW? And the RSPCA? And the local paper?

You should put this message on as many forums as possible, to warn people.

I really hope no-one steals him. Sending vibes your way.
 
Yes, thats clearly the marking of the travelling community.
As we speak they stealing a horsebox to load your beast into.
By tomorrow lunchtime he will no doubt be trotting up and down the roads in Dublin.

I'd put OH in the field tonight and have the pony in bed with you!
 
MurphysMinder said:
LOL. Did you see Countryfile last night, there was a piece on the wild welsh ponies on Snowdon. They are only handled once a year, when they are rounded up with quad bikes for health checks etc, amazingly despite their wild nature quite a few of them had "plaits" in their manes.:p
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I saw this, I nearly wet myself giggling when they said that the ones who were too old or not going to last the winter were to be rounded up and sold!! Hahaaaa, WTF? Sold to who??

Back to NP however, you must be soo worried about your precious ponio- I suggest you ask Papafrita for some advice.
 
=WoopsiiD;9095786]Yes, thats clearly the marking of the travelling community.
As we speak they stealing a horsebox to load your beast into.
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You are having a laugh aren't you??
They nicked a removals lorry round our way.......then got caught trying to "load" a digger into it... and tied up to one of those securing bars was..... A big fat hairy cob, being moved (at the same time as newly NEARLY aquired digger) to its winter grazing!!!
 
How many times must I say it, no one is going to pinch your horse. He is merely going to sprout wings and fly away, as evidenced by this picture:

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Happily, I have gone into partnership with Papa Frita and have developed this patented Huggly Horsemanship (tm) Flying Horse Tethering Weight, retailing at the bargainatious price of £2,549.99 only!
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I take all major credit cards, cash, cheques and Paypal.
 
Nativeponies are you close to me?! My horse was tagged last night too! I have a photo also but its on my phone so cant put it on here (unless anyone willing to upload it for me!) God they're all going to be stolen! =[
 
not far...just a short trip down the M5 in a stolen horsebox, driven by a eastern european with a muslim friend who has an irish accent...

should be easy to spot..did you notice anything?
 
Brontie said:
And, How much would an instructional DVD be? :)
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Ah yes, quite right. After all, the Huggly Horsemanship Flying Horse Tethering Weight can be rather complex for the novice owner to use! The instructional DVD is available at all good snakeoil selling websites for a mere £9,999.00.

Many of you may also be interested to hear that the Huggly Horsemanship Flying Horse Tethering Weight, when ordered alongside the instructional DVD for the special combo price of £22,000.00 comes with a FREE screen and keyboard cleaning kit!
 
My OH has just told me I'll be feeling pretty damn sorry if Puzzle genuinely has been stolen in the morning ;) LOL.

NP, no I hadnt noticed anything funny but the plait was SO intricate!!!
 
flamehead said:
My OH has just told me I'll be feeling pretty damn sorry if Puzzle genuinely has been stolen in the morning ;) LOL.

NP, no I hadnt noticed anything funny but the plait was SO intricate!!!
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Of course, the Huggly Horsemanship Flying Horse Tethering Weight can also be used as a Theiving Irish/Eastern European/Muslim Boobytrap. You will need to order the special DVD though, for a mere £15,999.99. You can't put a price on security though, right?
 
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