Don't Panic Mr Mainwaring, Don't Panic....

Spudlet said:
Ah yes, quite right. After all, the Huggly Horsemanship Flying Horse Tethering Weight can be rather complex for the novice owner to use! The instructional DVD is available at all good snakeoil selling websites for a mere £9,999.00.

Many of you may also be interested to hear that the Huggly Horsemanship Flying Horse Tethering Weight, when ordered alongside the instructional DVD for the special combo price of £22,000.00 comes with a FREE screen and keyboard cleaning kit!
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*ahem* Could you please stop undercutting me?!
 
PapaFrita said:
*ahem* Could you please stop undercutting me?!
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I thought we could operate on a franchise basis to disseminate Huggly Horsemanship Security Products across the world! Mwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *ahem* Excuse me. Sometimes I break into mad cackling for no reason at all....
 
FYI " 'oss thieves" are petrified of geese- I can sell you one?;)
for a fiver and a mars bar?
Im currently training 2 attack shetlands they can be purchased with chocolate of any sort or will swap for some kipling cakes???:)
 
nativeponies said:
But the Pikeys have tagged my horse!!!

I've wired the whole property perimiter to the mains and quickly built a Watch Tower and installed a searchlight.....

OH and myself are doing 2 hourly's...


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NP - despite this entirely genuine attempt to warn other conscientious horse owners, and educate them into crime prevention, this thread will no doubt be pulled, as you have used the "P"| word, shame on you! :(
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How does one know, coming across a field full of these ponies (i.e. all sporting a mysterious PikeyPlait) that they aren't actually already stolen? Or do they unplait them as soon as they have them loaded into their funiture/curtainsider/ice-cream van?

Is np, in fact, a sPikey herself? I gather she knows a lot of shonky types and maybe is doing a double bluff...
 
nativeponies said:
But the Pikeys have tagged my horse!!!

I've wired the whole property perimiter to the mains and quickly built a Watch Tower and installed a searchlight.....

OH and myself are doing 2 hourly's...


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I think we have the situation under control....LOL
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Oh bum, how on earth am I going to tell which one he is now?? I however feel his nuts on wooden sticks/posts outside the field will suffice!!
 
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