Gamebird
Well-Known Member
I can't believe that I'm first back as I had the longest journey, but unless someone is a super-quick typer it seems that I get the prize
so here goes...
Preparations haven't been great (I may have forgotten to mention that I got knocked out on Monday. Twice
. Non-horse related at least
) but it would appear that Carthorse is off the transfer list, for the time being, anyways
.
Our dressage took place in driving horizontal hail that magically appeared for my test and abated for those after me
. I went and had a word with the judge and asked her not to bother blowing her horn as I wouldn't hear it. Set sail down the centre line and had to rapidly retreat as the boards blew across the arena and spooky old Carthorse nearly ended up in Nottingham
. The judge reluctantly got out of her car and into the maelstrom and set the arena up again. Couldn't see for most of the test as I had to keep my head down to avoid being blinded by the hail. Can only suppose that the judge couldn't see either as we got 35
. Words cannot describe quite how wet I was. Suffice to say that socks required wringing out.
SJ was an organisational catastrophe. Picture 20 angry riders, connections, cold wet horses all haranging the steward who INSISTED that everyone went in time order, despite the fact that half the people whose time it was weren't there and there were plenty of people who were there, warmed up and ready to jump but she wouldn't let them in, despite the judges desperately calling for someone to jump, because it 'wasn't their time'. Eventually got sick of it and went in against orders. Carthorse hated the ground (concrete with a layer of grease on top) and jumped well for 1 down, just getting a bit close to an oxer (OK, I tried to bury him
).
Much tack swapping for the XC - Baydale had kindly lent me a controller noseband and we had French blinkers - you'd have thought I was sitting on a lunatic judging by the tack he had on
. It was a funny old course, lots of turning, fences in odd places and many, many skinnies. Started off a bit steady and show-jumped the first 3 then found his stride and went really, really well round the rest. Was disappointed with 11 time faults but you can't put a price on a clear really and now the steering *seems* to be fixed we can kick on a bit.
It was lovely to meet what seemed like most of HHO. In no particular order: Hairyhatman (who is neither hairy nor a man
), TalaveraII, Peony and Beatle, Tabledancer, Hannahbanana, Baydale (who is now an intermediate-level crutch user), SW123 and probably some that I've forgotten.
I'm having a Balvenie as we're out of wine (novice error
) but you're welcome to a dram
.
Preparations haven't been great (I may have forgotten to mention that I got knocked out on Monday. Twice
Our dressage took place in driving horizontal hail that magically appeared for my test and abated for those after me
SJ was an organisational catastrophe. Picture 20 angry riders, connections, cold wet horses all haranging the steward who INSISTED that everyone went in time order, despite the fact that half the people whose time it was weren't there and there were plenty of people who were there, warmed up and ready to jump but she wouldn't let them in, despite the judges desperately calling for someone to jump, because it 'wasn't their time'. Eventually got sick of it and went in against orders. Carthorse hated the ground (concrete with a layer of grease on top) and jumped well for 1 down, just getting a bit close to an oxer (OK, I tried to bury him
Much tack swapping for the XC - Baydale had kindly lent me a controller noseband and we had French blinkers - you'd have thought I was sitting on a lunatic judging by the tack he had on
It was lovely to meet what seemed like most of HHO. In no particular order: Hairyhatman (who is neither hairy nor a man
I'm having a Balvenie as we're out of wine (novice error