Alibear
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Could not decided if this should go here or the soapbox but since it is technically horsey here it is
Shamelessly stolen from another site
Dressage Jokes
How do you get your quadrille team to ride their figures in perfect synchrony?
Shoot all but one of them.
What do dressage riders use for contraceptives?
Their personalities.
How can you tell if an arena is level?
The drool comes out of both sides of the riders mouth.
How do you tell when a dressage rider is dead?
The wine bottle is still full.
How many dressage riders does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but hell go through the entire box of light bulbs to find the one that fits the best.
How many quadrille riders does it take to change a light bulb?
Dont worry about the change. Well fake it.
How many Dressage Queens does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She holds the light bulb and the world revolves around her.
Whats the difference between a Dressage Queen and a pirhana?
The top hat and lipstick.
How do you tell when a Dressage Queen is dead?
Shes still stiff as a board, but her horse looks happy.
A Dressage Judge, a Scribe, a Dressage Clinician and a well-respected Classical Dressage Rider are walking down the street. A 100 dollar bill blows across in front of them. Who gets it?
The Scribe, because:
The Dressage Judge doesnt know whats going on without asking the Scribe.
The Dressage Clinician isnt going anywhere for only 100 dollars.
And of course, theres no such thing as well-respected Classical Dressage Rider.
Shamelessly stolen from another site
Dressage Jokes
How do you get your quadrille team to ride their figures in perfect synchrony?
Shoot all but one of them.
What do dressage riders use for contraceptives?
Their personalities.
How can you tell if an arena is level?
The drool comes out of both sides of the riders mouth.
How do you tell when a dressage rider is dead?
The wine bottle is still full.
How many dressage riders does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but hell go through the entire box of light bulbs to find the one that fits the best.
How many quadrille riders does it take to change a light bulb?
Dont worry about the change. Well fake it.
How many Dressage Queens does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She holds the light bulb and the world revolves around her.
Whats the difference between a Dressage Queen and a pirhana?
The top hat and lipstick.
How do you tell when a Dressage Queen is dead?
Shes still stiff as a board, but her horse looks happy.
A Dressage Judge, a Scribe, a Dressage Clinician and a well-respected Classical Dressage Rider are walking down the street. A 100 dollar bill blows across in front of them. Who gets it?
The Scribe, because:
The Dressage Judge doesnt know whats going on without asking the Scribe.
The Dressage Clinician isnt going anywhere for only 100 dollars.
And of course, theres no such thing as well-respected Classical Dressage Rider.
