charlimouse
Well-Known Member
Got too many of these stories to mention! Sufficed to say my horses go better when I'm drunk. My best result BE (at novice level) came after I'd been at a party all night, and went straight to the event once I had extracted myself from the charlimouse eating bin that often appears when uve had a few too many! (i didn't drive the lorry!) Threw up in the dressage warm up, did my best ever test. Only had 1 down sj, then clear xc inside the time. Managed to come 4th in a field full of pros! When I was training at a large Olympic yard, we regularly went straight from town onto the yards. We would then have a lesson at 9am, where the Olympian who was teaching the students would stand in the middle pi$$ing herself watching us attempting sitting trot.
One new years day I was working at an event yard. I came in absolutely plastered (leaving my car dumped in a hedge I had crashed into!) Boss then decided it would be a great idea for me to jump the really nutty mare she had. This mare was the most evil horse and would happily face plant the rider at every opportunity. Got on, jumped the top of the 5ft wings. The only time I rode her ant didnt fall off! Sorry for appalling spelling I'm on my phone and the keypad is too small for my fat fingers!
One new years day I was working at an event yard. I came in absolutely plastered (leaving my car dumped in a hedge I had crashed into!) Boss then decided it would be a great idea for me to jump the really nutty mare she had. This mare was the most evil horse and would happily face plant the rider at every opportunity. Got on, jumped the top of the 5ft wings. The only time I rode her ant didnt fall off! Sorry for appalling spelling I'm on my phone and the keypad is too small for my fat fingers!