Eeek what ‘horsey thing’ have you turned up at work with stuck 2 you..

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Just walked into the office, past 4 people, plonked my bag down in the office, trundled off to the loo …. and was shocked to find some white stuff stuck in my fringe …… a big dollop of Benzyl Benzoate, that I had been slapping on my horse 10 minutes earlier …. I hope no one noticed
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PMSL - that did make me smile.

Not horsey stuff but horsey related - had been at yard & was in a huge hurry to get to work. started to do my make up in the car but got distracted & then didn't finished it.

Went straight into a meeting with war paint like foundation on my face.....
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Every conceivable kind of green/yellow/brown goo, usually smelly, and I work in an office where everyone is smartly turned out in designer suits - they've had to get used to me!!
 
One winters morning a few years ago I was putting the horse out and he decided to do one in the opposite direction with me ending up face down in a mud puddle - didn't actually end up going to work full of mud but was about an hour late after getting changed - got a round of applause when I arrived!!
 
This man kept looking at me on the tube one morning & I thought I must be looking particularly hot... then when I got to work I found out that I was in fact looking extra stupid with a massive bit of hay in my hair...
 
Not quite the same, but seem to acquire horse/dog stuff in my handbag. Went to pay for shopping in Tesco's and as I pulled my purse out of my handbag it caught caught around the strap on my spurs (no idea what they were doing in my handbag in the first place) spurs clattered onto the end of the till and the checkout lady gave me a very funny look. I felt the need to try and explain what they were for, the more I tried to explain the worse it sounded and the redder my cheeks went!
 
Not quite got to work but where I learnt to ride, we went on a hack and I was an idiot and ended up falling off into a muddy stream in cow pasture. The rest of the hack kept looking strangely at me as we finished our ride and when I got back to the yard I had a little mountain of cowpat perched on the top of my riding hat! They didn't like to tell me as they thought I'd be even more upset lol!
 
I have been shopping after work and when reaching into my pocket to get money I pulled out a dead mouse. Keeping a straight a face as possible I announced "for my next trick".

I have also grabbed what I thought was a pair of shoes to put on after turning out and spent the day at work wearing odd shoes!
 
I regularly turn up with hay in my hair & bedding in my shoes... we have got to the point that we use it all as a measure of how good the office cleaners are
 
Mud on my shoes and hay stuck to clothes is such a regular occurence that when I go to the canteen in the morning, there's one bloke, a right little joker, or so he thinks, who demands a 'shoe inspection !!

Little does he know the mud lives in my car, not just in the field!!!!
 
horse has been on box rest so I've been going down to muck out and fuss in my lunch hour as well as before and after work - reguarly get told by the lovely girl next to me I have straw in my hair, or a strange smear down my back where the boy has given me 'kisses'... just laugh about it now, though once when changing at a firends found straw in my bra (had a vest top on at yard) and decided that was taking it too far!!!
 
I ran my hand through my hair once at work (wasn't trying to be seductive or anything, I was trying to subtly comb it with my fingers as I'd forgotten to brush it that day, oops!), and I had a lump of bird poo in it! I noticed it was in my riding hat the night before when I used it and made a mental note to wash my hair that night. Obviously forgot and I don't know how many people saw the bird poo....none of the b***ers told me though!! He he!
 
I's not what I get stuck to me as such, it's how I smell. Sometimes in my lunch hour I might pop to the yard to say a quick hi to my boy and faff about for a bit but when I get back to the office sometimes i'll move and I can just smell that horsey smell. The one you cant smell yourself until you are somewhere completely non horsey and you just get that whiff of horse wee on your trainers or something
 
i had one difficult TB that we had to get purple spray on (well there was no way on earth he would let us get a cream on thia cut). between me and my sister we managed to get the purple spray on it when she had the purple spray but i managed to get a face full of it. tryed to wash it off and it wouldnt come off, so tryed to cover it with foundation. It didnt work so i ended up going to work with purple on my face.

regularly go in with hay/shavings in my hair or trousers.

At the moment ive got one on box rest so have a tendancy to smell vaguely of horse wee.
 
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Mud on my shoes and hay stuck to clothes is such a regular occurence that when I go to the canteen in the morning, there's one bloke, a right little joker, or so he thinks, who demands a 'shoe inspection !!

Little does he know the mud lives in my car, not just in the field!!!!

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LOL .... is that a chat up line that you have missed
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There have been some sooooooooooooo funny replies
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