Open a metal gate which is dodgy on its hinges and step back to correct its angle because your bum will connect with the tape while your hands are holding said metal gate.
LOL! I had a few volts across my capacious buttocks last week too - must be something in the air! I had a choice between being run over by 17hh of charging horse, or stepping back into the fence - I chose option B.
Some people pay good money for this sort of thing!!
I have another 'don't' that happened to me, not my buttocks, although that may have been less painful...
Was ducking through between the 2 strands of electric fence, plenty of room for me I thought, I do it all the time while fence is off and I never touch the tape- apparently metal bra clasps are excellent conductors and cause electricity to jump quite big gaps- as it got me on the back, I leant lower, zapping the rest of me on the lower strand of tape- ouch. Thankfully I wasn't wearing an underwired bra at the time or it could have been worse!