Embarrassing Nicknames

One of my cats is... Sir Alex of Mister Miji Ma Juju Land. Don't ask :D

The new hoss, Zimbro has been getting Z for short. Also goes by the name of 'Tank' and Baby hoss :p

Chica goes by Squirrel, Missy goes by either MoooCooow or b!tch witch :rolleyes:

Dante is now being called 'The Chosen One' and 'Treasured Child bahaha, only because he's the only successful one out of the lot :P
 
Dooley is called Bug, Bug Boy, Doodle, Doo Doo, Buggle.

Milo is called sausage or Meeelllooo

Tia is called TT, TT Tail Wag or Obie Wan Dobie

Horse is called ginge, Copperpot, Choo Choo or baked bean :)
 
I bet I can beat that....

Reg name - Riverdance

Stable name - Sparks

Nickname - Sparkley-Poop Esquire.......


And yes....he responds more to latter :o

Courtesy of kids!


And said horse will be what is meant to be an imposing 15hh+ gypsy cob stallion in a few years..... LOL

ETA - And is theme songs which apparently match him is anything Justin Beiber! How rude. Lol.
 
my big dog damek gets dumb ass, cos hes a bit dim, he also gets called dalek by my sisters OH but thats because hes a bit dim (whole other story), little dog is silly sully as hes a bit mental, my horse used to be spindleshanks as his legs went on forever, my mums horse is fat lass or headcase havana depending on her mood
mine is red wolf, my biology/form teacher gave me it when i was at school and it just stuck
 
Romeo is normally Romes or *****face depending on how he's behaving. The Cat is pickleicious. Don't know what mine is - probably not one I'd get called to my face!:eek:
 
Some of these are hilarious!!

My cat (Ginger Tom)
Real name- Duffy
Nicknames- Plop, Ginger, Fifi, Skinny, Knicker Bokkers, etc.

My pony (NF)
Reg name- Howen Edward
Stable- Edward
Usual- Eddie
Nicknames- Eddinator, Edquake, Ed, Teddy Bear, B!tch, Ponio, Mouldy Poo, Sausage, Sex In A Sausage (yes wrong as it is :P) etc.

Just too reconfirm that both these pets are boys.... Who thinks I should be shot??!!
 
My daughter had a 12.2hh grey called Smokey, but he was known as sausage boy from the day after we bought him because he was so naughty and always threatened with the sausage factory. Absolutely no one called him Smokey :(

My section D is TigerBiatch, a well deserved name may I add although she's great now but mud sticks :D

The cob is fatboy despite being trim now, aka bellend Billy due to being a proper door knob between 4 + 5 :D

Can't repeat the rest of the names I've called others, fatty will ban me :(
 
When Apache was a baby he was nicknamed Thug... Evolution has dictated that it has gone to Thuglet... Mr Patch, Patchipoo Patchiboo... Baby Baby-boo ... :)
 
My horses nickname is bum, my cat called butterfly is either fat head, but but or baby girl, socks is sockyman and bobby is bob bob. The rabbits are thumper - thumpsy la and snowy - no no, guinea pigs are poppy - pops, daisy - daisydoodoos, fudge - fudgy and coco hasnt got a nickname.
 
Dogs:

Daisy - Stinky, Stinks, Dinky, Dinks, StinkyDinks (see a theme?), Doodle
Fred - nothing too embarrassing - Little Man, Fred-o, Bubs

Horse:

Kali - GreyDonk, PolarBear, Bear, Pops, Bubba, FatBoy . . . and sometimes GitDonkey

OH has threatened to call him Cat Food . . . he only threatened the once.

My brother has called me Gnome since we were both kids.

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Call the vaious animals a lot of things - but the correct animals actually answer to these as well, which is just awful!

Hairy cob Spartan is called Pig. Really. We shout 'Here pig, pig, pig!' down the field and he comes to call.

Coloured Reuben is called Cow. He comes to 'Cooooow Pony!'

The dog Cracker is now basically just called Dog.

My cat Smokey (who, being a cat will normally only pay you any attention when he wants something), is called Captain Ridiculous or Big Cats frequently.

My poor animals!
 
Benson was nosneb boghen, (his name almost backwards,) Donovan is doni doodle bug, or Donwood (someone held his forelook up between his ears and thought he looked like Jedward...what an insult!!) and Leggs, the dog is legsicles, or squidge.
 
Pony - real name Magic, we call him Simon (just looks like a Simon when his forelock falls into a middle parting!!) or scruffbag. Old owner calls him Maggot

Dog is called Scooter but just gets shortened to Scoot

Cat No.1 called Spider but we always call him SpiderCat

Cat No.2 didn't have a name for ages as we were convinced it was going to get run over with it always playing chicken with the cars on the road. Finally after 2 years we named it Zeb but always just call it MumCat :D
 
Oh & our youngest sons name is Jay. He always got called Baby Jay when little, which then got shortened to BJ!!

He's not impressed that he's now 13 & we still call him it!!!
 
My horse has many nicknames - depends on her behaviour at the time and some of them are not polite ;-) Mostly it's just Bonbon.

My 3 ragdoll cats are Boo (Theo - cos he looks surprised most of the time) Mince Pie or Beef (Minstrel in reality) and Whinge, Snow Bear or now & again my husband calls him Spotty nosed little b****rd! (Barley in reality).

And finally, my nickname - embarrasingly I did not know why for 6 months :0 Tickle.....

My name is Tess... (runs away and hides head in shame, I WAS totally naive in my 20's)
 
Ha ha just remembered my old horses owners husband called him swamp donkey! His real name was harold but we shortened it to h
 
My shared mare gets Roo, Rooroo, La Roux, Rockstar, and I call her by singing Sting to her...#Rooxaaaaane#

My old horse Teddy was Tod, The Towaad, Twit, Horse, and Fat Bastuuurd - poor thing!

And my skinny pigs Archie and Bertie get Archibald, Baldwin, Bertram, and collectively the dudes, piggers, and the buggerboys.
 
My dalmatian is My Little Sausage..! And one of the horses is fondly known as Shrek..

We also have 2 old faithful horses who are the grumpy old men on the yard who we call Jack and Victor! (Scottish Peeps will appreciate that one!!):D
 
My terrier, is known as 'smelly dog', 'the stinking mutt', animal, and if he is really naughty just Benjamin.

My horse is just known as 'The Bodes', makes him sound far more important then he actually is, lol!
 
Amber sometimes called Amburger!
Blossom is shortened to Bloss or Blossy.
Both get called sausage, cowbag, moomin or trouble!

Blue is called Blue-Blue, git face, trouble and big softy.

As you can tell, mine only get nicknames when they are being naughty :rolleyes:.

I did some temp work in a removals place and one of the foremen nicknamed me Gash :o :eek:. Am so glad that one didn't stick.
 
My old mare is called Connie - but more often than not Fatima, or connicle

Millie the JRT - more often called 'stop it' or widget, pupples

Suzy doesnt have a nickname really, occasionally Suzy Q or SQ

Gypsy the cat - GC, fluffbag, and occasionally the 'lesser known midget panther'

But the loan horse William - is generally known as Willie - need I say any more, just imagine talking about who you'll be riding tonight with that name... ;)
 
Annie23 said:
My dalmatian is My Little Sausage..! And one of the horses is fondly known as Shrek..

We also have 2 old faithful horses who are the grumpy old men on the yard who we call Jack and Victor! (Scottish Peeps will appreciate that one!!):D
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LOL, my girls original name was Isa, given to her by her breeders young son. Her 2 half brothers were Jack and Victor!
 
My cob Merlin is called Moo Pig (looks like a cow and snorts like a pig). Poor boy :(

My dogs are Connie - no short name for her but when she is naughty she is called by her posh name " Lady Constance" - get a few funny looks in the park. My other dog is Chip - or "Lord Chippendale" - but that never gets said in public...lol! They are both scruffy Border Terriers so in no way suit their posh names !!
 
One of my cats was originally called Ivan, which my son changed to Magpie. He is now referred to as Maggot, or occasionally Faggot.

Our Welsh Springer spaniel was called Tewdyr, but my son, age 3 at the time, called him Tuna.
 
Jynx the black cat is Jynxie Lynx when she is being affectionate, Tiny Panther when she is in hunting mode, and Evil Little Cow when she is being anti-social and not bothered about expressing it with claws.

Loki the Dalmatian is Lokoko, Loco Coco, Lo-key-key and Cadet Spots.

I also have Lop rabbits, and two I just shorten their names... India is Indy, Lily is Lil... but my dwarf Lop Poppy is Tiny Poppy Poppet or just Poppet, and the French Lop I've had the longest, Daisy, is Mrs Fluffy Snugglebum. :o
 
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