Emma might be going to her first show tomorrow.Advice needed!

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I say might as it depends on whether i can sneak her out of the house without the big boy noticing.

It is a really big posh show! At a village fete! Be impressed! LOL!

So advice please.

What should I wear? I thought shorts and T shirt would be best with my smelly trainers as she will follow them.
What should Emma wear? Currently has red material collar and matching blue and black lead...I think that will impress the judge dont you?
Now the really important advice...

How can I bribe the judge?

How can I stop her stealing ice creams and burgers from the little kiddies? They will be just at nose height!

Wish me luck...

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One really important bit of advice, enjoy it!
As to how to stop her mugging kiddies for food, if you find the answer let me know as mine are all experts at it.:D
 
Exciting! I am impressed!:D

I find a firm 'LEEEEEEAVE IT' in my best psycho-with-laryngitis voice has oooooooooh, at least a 30% success rate in preventing muggings...:p
 
Spudlet said:
Exciting! I am impressed!:D

I find a firm 'LEEEEEEAVE IT' in my best psycho-with-laryngitis voice has oooooooooh, at least a 30% success rate in preventing muggings...:p
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Ok. Being a mastiff we can probably assume the success rate will be at least 50% less. Deduct a further 25% for being a bitch and another 25% for being a puppy.... Best I take extra money with me to replace them. :D

So long as she meets people and some friendly dogs it will be good for her. I have no idea what classes there are tbh. I think dog most like its owner could be a winner...:D
 
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