Spudlet
Well-Known Member
Henry almost made me puke in public today - those of a delicate disposition might not want to read this.... deliberately posted later to not clash with tea time!
He vanished off into the woods for a minute or two, came back when I whistled chewing.... something. Looked like it was stuck in his mouth, so I bent down to see what it was - and got a whiff.......
It was not horse poo. It was not duck poo. It was not squirrel poo. It was not even fox poo. No. It was..... human poo
Arrrrggghhhhhh ewwwwww yuuuuuckkkkkkkkkk
It was stuck to the roof of hs mouth! I had to put a bag over my hand and scrape it off! Then, as there are no bins, carparks or toilets (obviously) I had to take it home in the boot of the car!!!!!!!
I am traumatised
He vanished off into the woods for a minute or two, came back when I whistled chewing.... something. Looked like it was stuck in his mouth, so I bent down to see what it was - and got a whiff.......
It was not horse poo. It was not duck poo. It was not squirrel poo. It was not even fox poo. No. It was..... human poo
Arrrrggghhhhhh ewwwwww yuuuuuckkkkkkkkkk
It was stuck to the roof of hs mouth! I had to put a bag over my hand and scrape it off! Then, as there are no bins, carparks or toilets (obviously) I had to take it home in the boot of the car!!!!!!!
I am traumatised