CorvusCorax
'It's only a laugh, no harm done'
So walking first dog, some scrotes started letting rockets off horizontal over people's heads in the park so my poor friend got to hear me swearing very loudly over the phone, I required a new pair of trousers and then had to wrestle a dog in full LEMME AT EM mode through the dark in a bid to get out of said park without a rocket being aimed at me.
Got home, took second dog out, got about 50 paces and found a family with multiple dogs crowded around a very stressed out/lost Staffy who they cannot take home because of their own dogs. I duly leave the hairy one home and come back with a lead ?
We blitz FB, dog warden etc, after two hours I'm wondering what to do with four dogs for the evening while my new BFF follows me round adoringly and keeps trying to climb into my lap and always has to be touching part of my anatomy.
So I'm letting the puppy out for her business and another neighbour/dog walking pal comes past and says he's found the owner, hallelujah! So we walk over (just a couple of streets away) and there's an emotional reunion and a mini lecture on collars and tags and proper fencing and such
I have to say the dog was a credit to his owners, super nick and great temperament and didn't mind a tiny terror shouting at him to get out of her gaff ?
So then I had to actually walk the other dog and now I am allowing myself a quarter bottle of wine. I hope tomorrow is quieter....
Got home, took second dog out, got about 50 paces and found a family with multiple dogs crowded around a very stressed out/lost Staffy who they cannot take home because of their own dogs. I duly leave the hairy one home and come back with a lead ?
We blitz FB, dog warden etc, after two hours I'm wondering what to do with four dogs for the evening while my new BFF follows me round adoringly and keeps trying to climb into my lap and always has to be touching part of my anatomy.
So I'm letting the puppy out for her business and another neighbour/dog walking pal comes past and says he's found the owner, hallelujah! So we walk over (just a couple of streets away) and there's an emotional reunion and a mini lecture on collars and tags and proper fencing and such
I have to say the dog was a credit to his owners, super nick and great temperament and didn't mind a tiny terror shouting at him to get out of her gaff ?
So then I had to actually walk the other dog and now I am allowing myself a quarter bottle of wine. I hope tomorrow is quieter....