Eventing, why do it?

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Eventing is such a huge waist of time, why dont you all just sell your expensive sport horses and buy some hairy cobs instead!
Surely a quite hack around the lanes is MUCH better than going eventing!
 
OKOK! Got my pyjamas on, my furry slippers, my satin jacket, foil hat, pointy stick...but I still have to vacuum my laptop before it's presentable enough for the meet! :D
 
I feel the opposite to you. Eventing keeps you and your horse fit, it's exciting, fun, challenging, and gives a puropose to riding, as doeS any sort of competing. Hacking about is nice, but there is no point having a horse if it's going to be left to go hairy and messy with it's mane over it's eyes. It's surly a waste of time and it's life if this horse is of quality too and is talented. Go buy a donkey... or a goldfish. And you havn't been eventing, have you? lol :)
 
the ginger one said:
Eventing is such a huge waist of time, why dont you all just sell your expensive sport horses and buy some hairy cobs instead!
Surely a quite hack around the lanes is MUCH better than going eventing!
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Oooh I dont know dressage gives a good opportunity to dig the spurs in...SJ a good reason to use a whip..and XC a good excuse to remove back teeth with a bit...what more reason do you need...and to do it on a cob what pleasure!! LOL troll go back under your bridge!!
 
I've got a hairy cob (who doesnt event cos he is 17, I am much older and dont bounce as well as I did, plus I cant be arsed) and a 'posh dumblood' (who is evented by my daughter). Where does this put me in this thread?

Why do people persist in asking such inane questions? Its each to their own. If you want to go and ride a hairy cob, go ahead, but other people do want to event their horses - its a free country when all is said and done.

Troll alert?
 
martlin said:
OP has abandoned the 'ban hunting' thread then:D
I've got my jamas on and a glass of red... well, it's half a glass of red by now:)
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I have a tootie fruite lolly pop which my bro got me from a london school trip, and i'm biting at it in frustration hehe :) Tis yummy though.
 
Happy Days....!!! the hat is out, I took last nights advice and now have a pointy stick. The red wine is balanced on the sofa... we are missing some members though before we start this particular troll hunt in earnest.... yippee!!!
 
Don't bother making a genuine answer to these posts, just put your jim jams on, grab your pointy stick and go troll hunting, guaranteed troll on the loose!
 
Umm, I don't own any 'jim jams', am I incorrectly dressed in a T shirt? Oh and my stick is REALLY pointy, and I have a folding hoof pick, 'Be Prepared' that's my motto.

Now; Out Out Damn Troll.......
 
*stamps foot childishly*
Why haven't I got a pointy stick? Can I buy one from the Parelli shop? (sorry if that offended anyone - obviously feeling very naughty tonight! ;))

Can probably fashion myself a tin foil hat though!
 
This has got to be the worst troll ever!!
It posts childish drivle, and then beggers off.
Troll, you are rubish
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and boring
 
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