Elf On A Shelf
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Have you ever had one of those days that you just feel like an utterly pish poor rider and want to jack it all in?
I'm on my horse just now (cool down) and I can't ride him to save myself! I can't sit up straight, I can't look up, I can't keep my hands still, I can't keep my legs still and I can't for the life of me sit to canter! I used to be such a neat, quiet rider that never moved a dot on a horse and now I jus can't stay still!
I have 3 theories:
My horse rides like a bouncy jackhammer (upright tb) and he was being a hyperactive knob today.
My job has changed my riding style from neat to slob. Work riding racehorses is vastly different and uses different muscles.
I have just become crap and lazy and too used to doing begger all on the back of a horse.
I'm going with option 3.
To make things worse I am supposed to be going to a show tomorrow and now don't want to because I ride like a ****.
I'm now actually very angry at myself for getting myself into this situation! Sorry for the rant! And a ride on a stunning hackhammer tb if you got this far!
I'm on my horse just now (cool down) and I can't ride him to save myself! I can't sit up straight, I can't look up, I can't keep my hands still, I can't keep my legs still and I can't for the life of me sit to canter! I used to be such a neat, quiet rider that never moved a dot on a horse and now I jus can't stay still!
I have 3 theories:
My horse rides like a bouncy jackhammer (upright tb) and he was being a hyperactive knob today.
My job has changed my riding style from neat to slob. Work riding racehorses is vastly different and uses different muscles.
I have just become crap and lazy and too used to doing begger all on the back of a horse.
I'm going with option 3.
To make things worse I am supposed to be going to a show tomorrow and now don't want to because I ride like a ****.
I'm now actually very angry at myself for getting myself into this situation! Sorry for the rant! And a ride on a stunning hackhammer tb if you got this far!