Fat (and now grubby) a*rse

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Long-winded grumble ahead...
Is it just me that wears brand new 'competition' breeches for the first time and feels a bit glum when they get all manky-looking all round the knee and the seat area? I got some really lovely cream fullseat Pikeur jods and after one event the suedey bit on the bum is all purply-black from my saddle and it won't come out no matter how hard I scrub with Vanish :mad: plus all my scrubbing efforts have resulted in it going all bobbly :o Also got a splash of muddy water right at the top of the fullseat material and even that has stained! (and looks a bit 'suspicious' due to location and exceedingly unattractive). I suppose it wont really show once I'm in the saddle but these are the first jods I've had that don't make my bum look like a beachball and I'm a bit sad that I will still be bottom-conscious when queuing for a bacon roll at my next event, just for a different reason :D

So is there some magic remedy to this problem? Am I cleaning my saddle in the wrong way? Is there a wonder-product that washes out saddle gunk??? Help!
 
As soon as I'm hope, cover any icky bits in Shout spray and wash asap! So far so good, be it saddle stuff or muddy water grot
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