FFS.......bloody Monty!

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MontyandZoom

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I can't cope!!!

I have posted about this before but YET AGAIN, Monty has fallen in love with a new mare in the next field and has been running up and down for 24 hours.

Zoom is furious and all my hard-earned pounds spent on expensive conditioning feeds were a complete waste as he is fretting off the weight. Why is he such a pleb?!
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The slut-mare is making it worse by standing at the fence winking at him but, FFS, he's 28 years old and hasn't had balls for a very long time.

Now i'm gonna get no sleep until he calms down. I can no longer take this worry. I'm selling them both!! Anyone want a 28yo knackered, arthritic stress-head tb and a one-eyed nut-nut ex-polo mare?!

£5 the pair ono
 
Oh, I sympathise. My Archie is completely in love with the rather handsome NF X gelding in the next field to him and when it is taken down to the stables my boy paces the entire time. What am I to do? I doubt anyone would want a bombproof, coloured, 16.2hh, 7 year old, good doer who is a joy to own so I guess I am stuck with him.

On a serious note, it worries me in the winter when he is rugged up against the cold and paces until he is dripping wet. Next door horsey is then put back in his field and my boy calms down. He's only like it with this particular horse and moving fields is not an option. I just hope and pray that in time he will calm down and realise his love interest will return within an hour or so, like he has done for the last 2 years.
 
Naughty Monty

but tis not his fault dirty Slut mare... whats the poor boy to do?? LOl

Did someone call to say he was pacing up and down?? like they did when he was standing by the gate haha... crazy people
 
Yup.... people love to call me when I'm at work to worry me about things I can do nothing about!

Poor little Zoomy. I'm sure he'll come crawling back to her soon enough.....he's such a man-whore!
 
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