Hullabaloo
Well-Known Member
I've come to the conclusion that during the long winter nights Boo has been huddled up in his stable watching some DVDs which have has an adverse effect on his behaviour. Please be aware that under no circumstances should you allow your horse to watch any of the following:
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - a chainsaw can be disguised as any gardening implement and anyone wielding such an implement should be avoided at all costs. Where this is not possible, charge past sideways snorting.
Day of the Triffids - triffid is any vegetation which looks even vaguely suspicious and should be dealt with by spooking very sharply sideways
The Birds - it would appear that pigeons present a particular danger and horses can only protect themselves with a big spook
Seabiscuit - creates delusions of being a race horse and any road, bridleway or by-way can be used to demostrate the required skills
He has also been watching some film about killer blue tarpaulin, but I'm not sure what that is yet!
What other films should I be banning him from watching?
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - a chainsaw can be disguised as any gardening implement and anyone wielding such an implement should be avoided at all costs. Where this is not possible, charge past sideways snorting.
Day of the Triffids - triffid is any vegetation which looks even vaguely suspicious and should be dealt with by spooking very sharply sideways
The Birds - it would appear that pigeons present a particular danger and horses can only protect themselves with a big spook
Seabiscuit - creates delusions of being a race horse and any road, bridleway or by-way can be used to demostrate the required skills
He has also been watching some film about killer blue tarpaulin, but I'm not sure what that is yet!
What other films should I be banning him from watching?
