Follow on - Alternative Equestrian Olympics - what's YOUR event?!

[Trish C]

Following on from the horse events and a joke in another thread, what would your event be as a rider/owner in the alternative equestrian olympics?

I would be a contender for:
Largest saddle surface area coverage (big arse!)
Ground-detail spotting... I could read entire novels when I ride, the amount of time I spent looking down
Squarest ridden circles
and my finest event, the "leaving the yard marathon" whereby you attempt leave the yard at least 26 times before you remember everything and actually drive off... before getting halfway home and remembering what you forgot

 

[Meandtheboys]

mine would have to be falling off...........with scores out of 10 for style, speed, technique and recovery.............( this is definitly a gold medal challange from myself!!!)

 

[nikkimariet]

Mine would be:

Pulling the mardiest face when I ride.
Snottiest nose when I ride....fit.
Record number of walking into the tackroom and each time forgetting what you went in for.