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Elphabafae - Wunderbra's dam was called Supportive .. I think there's a theme ;)

My favourite horse at work is My Mate Les (owned and bred by the same guy who owned and bred broke but happy's My Les) we also have one called Bareback, by Redback .. It's awful :p
 
my horse is called redhill bandit. my OH calls him arsebandit- no not very politically correct but he finds it funny :rolleyes: at least i didn't use the N word like GA :eek::D
 
My horse's breeder intended him for show jumping. Clearly didn't have dressage in mind when she named him "Good Moves". A previous owner has already registered him with BD so I'm snookered.
 
Knew an american show pony called 'Tropical Fish Are Cheaper' ...I'm guessing that's what the kids dad said when he heard how much it cost!
 
Lol - this thread is great!

My old mare was called Dlani Dudette - which is slightly embarrasing, but what was more embarrasing was that my own name is quite unusual - so I often got [__my name__] ridden by Dlani Dudette.
 
Mums horse Hatty is passported as 'Virgin on the Ridiculous'!! Needless to say we have on only ever competed her as Hatty- she has done BE/BSJA and numerous PC comps tho :D
 
tonitot said:
Elphabafae - Wunderbra's dam was called Supportive .. I think there's a theme ;)

My favourite horse at work is My Mate Les (owned and bred by the same guy who owned and bred broke but happy's My Les) we also have one called Bareback, by Redback .. It's awful :p
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The Baldings had one called Cleavage-by Hillandale out of Divided who was by Busted - I think it was so the race reader could say 'and Mrs Balding's Cleavage is out in front! :D
 
My TBs full sister was called high heels on tarmac :D:D

I do own a welsh called dreammaker - we call him dream, bit of an odd name but hey ho!
 
I ride a horse called Nookie which causes some very funny looks when is mentioned in casual conversation ;) also my brothers showjumper is called cupcake, promptly shortened to CC but can't get away from it in the ring :p
 
LOL but dte, ms and p_j have it for me :D

Tonitot my mate les is always getting confused for my les, I think i remember a call s got when Millie was for sale and the people thought it was my mate les for sale!
 
My dad is still trying to convince me and mum to call one of ours Backwards
"Charlotte .............. Riding Backwards!"
yeah, doesn't fit the rest though!!!!
 
I've heard some funny ones out competing.

"A zimmer frame" so it would go - "so&so riding A zimmer frame" which we all thought was good.

Most awful? I remember from going to watch my very first hunter trial aged 8 ... "Mummy's Little Soldier" .........euugh!
 
First horse I tried when horse shopping was by the Grade A Showjumper, "It's the Business" . . . called Buckaroo . . . stable name Buck . . . :). He bolted with me in the school and I fell off. Great start!

Friend has a lovely cob mare - keeps her at Atherstone Stud . . . registered name? Hippo.

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Not a competition horse but I bought a little mare from the NF sales, when I collected her passport I discovered her reg name was Denny Lusty. She ended up with the stable name Lola.
 
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