devilwoman
Well-Known Member
Anyone got any funny stories where the "talker" got talked into putting their money where their mouth is ....................
My friend had a 14.2hh (ish) heavy cob mare who was a complete and utter cowson, if she didn't want to go then she wouldn't go, she would buck, spin rear, the whole hog ............ her husbands friend regularly told her that he could sort that horse out in five minutes but she would never let him get on as she thought he would be rough with the horse, anyhooo one day we were getting ready to go out hacking mare decided she would not even go out of yard gate, said gobby bloke was in yard, watching my friend get more and more irrate with the mare, giving all the "advice" in the end she got off almost threw the mare at him and said go on then you go it, he hopped on board spent the next five minutes being spun in circles, ran backwards with etc, basically didn't get a single step forward, then he took the reins in one hand and slapped the mares neck, well to say she wern't pleased was an understatement, she done the most hugest buck I have ever seen and catapaulted him off our the side door, well laugh, i think I stained my saddle wetting myself laughing
even funnier was, to save grace he then crawled along the floor running his hands down her front legs and rubbing his chin like he was checking she wern't lame or something
There must be plenty of these stories ...................................
My friend had a 14.2hh (ish) heavy cob mare who was a complete and utter cowson, if she didn't want to go then she wouldn't go, she would buck, spin rear, the whole hog ............ her husbands friend regularly told her that he could sort that horse out in five minutes but she would never let him get on as she thought he would be rough with the horse, anyhooo one day we were getting ready to go out hacking mare decided she would not even go out of yard gate, said gobby bloke was in yard, watching my friend get more and more irrate with the mare, giving all the "advice" in the end she got off almost threw the mare at him and said go on then you go it, he hopped on board spent the next five minutes being spun in circles, ran backwards with etc, basically didn't get a single step forward, then he took the reins in one hand and slapped the mares neck, well to say she wern't pleased was an understatement, she done the most hugest buck I have ever seen and catapaulted him off our the side door, well laugh, i think I stained my saddle wetting myself laughing
even funnier was, to save grace he then crawled along the floor running his hands down her front legs and rubbing his chin like he was checking she wern't lame or something There must be plenty of these stories ...................................