Following on from what have your dogs sone thats special...

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Vizslak

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What misdemenors have they caused!?! :p :D
For all the wonderful stuff mine have done this year, off the top of my head they have also....
Flora killed a laptop in a ribena related incident :rolleyes:
Tilly learnt to open the fridge and nearly killed herself and Milo in the process...bill was £1100! :eek: :rolleyes:
As a pack they plucked the neighbours wandering chicken! (it survived! :p)
Tilly killed Pumpkin the ferret :( (RIP Pumpkin)
Milo has done numerous runners ths year (giving me heart failure every time!) :rolleyes:
I'm sure there are plenty more I could list LOL :p :D
 
- Fridge opened and blocks of cheese eaten at least three times that I can remember

- Dislocated hip (chased a squirrel, did a backflip) at a cost of nearly £400

- Whole box of raisin oat cereal eaten, vet trip costing £60

- Chewed up two £20 notes (the very kind lady at the bank laughed at me and swapped the shreds for new notes)

- Partially ate the sleeve of a £100+ Berghaus coat and a leather Ray-Ban sunglasses case

- Very gently licked a rice cake out of the hand of a six month old baby and made her cry :o
 
Betsy has shredded a wire that was sticking out of OHs electric guitar.... I havn't told him yet and have no idea what the hell it was to replace it!

She also took herself for a bit of a hoon in the field next to my parents house and was almost killed under the hooves of a stallion. very clever.
 
In an attempt to convince bosses that we could safely have dogs in the office....Madam tried to eat a Dachshund called Boris and I ended up flashing my pants to the Heath&Safety man as she pulled over my chair in the meeting. :o :o

I was bought proper Bridget Jones pants for one of my Secret Santa presents as a result - obviously still haven't managed to live it down!
 
Flick escaped onto the hard shoulder/lane 1 of the M6, nearly giving me a heart attack :o

Islay broke her toe chasing a hare in Scotland, and didnt even manage to catch the hare :D

Flick cut the top of her head open somehow (still unknown) requiring 5 stitches

Flick ran into a tree (or something unknown!) when chasing a deer and ended up with massive bruising all over her chest

Amy coursed a cat across the paddocks, before thankfully it ran up a tree

Islay caught two of the yard cats (different ones on different occasions) but thankfully (and much to my surprise) they were both unharmed

Amy (and possibly the others) broke into the spare room and trashed the rubbish bin all over the floor, managing to eat 16 Rimadyl tablets in the process (another trip to the vets for stomach tablets)

Amy threw up all over the back of the car every time I took her anywhere

Islay had loads more teeth out and has practically none left now, incurring a massive vets bill in the process

There will be other things which spring to mind later I am sure :rolleyes:
 
Mine have al been good, except they broke:D
I lost my very old whippey x grey at 17 :(
I lost my horse at 30 :(
regan bust her cruciate,
deerhound had a spindle cell tumour removed,
bud was diagnosed with a rare condition, which nearly led to me having a breakdown, :(
Whippet broke her jaw running into the rotti :eek: (nowt new there, she is always breaking.

Otherwisse all is well.
 
Quila has destroyed 5 beds and the towels she's now relegated to! She's also ruined the back of mums sofa.

Jack has not gotten over his snapping at bigger/bouncer dogs and Quila is overly submissive.

Jack's territorial barking has gotten worse.
 
Several cat incidents :o several squirrel incidents :o several hare incidents :o
Several bum explosions on the living room carpet :o one doberman incident :o
A nice new jab up my jacksie at A&E because me and B decided to grab a ball off the floor at the same time :o and one episode last week when after months of being very good in traffic, he decided to lunge at a passing articulated lorry going in the opposite direction.
My knee may have met his shoulder, and he may have become one with the ditch...but better than being squashed by a lorry.
 
Now misdemeanours we can definitely do. Most of Evie's involve selective deafness when various small furries are about, the worst was the fox hunt she took herself on late at night around this time last year, not good for the nerves.
Then there was the nice piece of beef she stole off the worktop , embracing the raw diet I had just introduced.:(
Suspect plenty more will come to mind, she certainly ain't no angel.:p
 
OH has 2 false teeth...a while back Alice Springer was sat in the yard crunching on something, I had a look expecting it to be a snail cos she went through a phase of trying to eat snails...but it was OH's teeth :eek: :o :D
 
Yellow Dog has been an angel as always :rolleyes: I can't remember anything drastic he did - he hypnotises me with his big brown eyes so I forget and forgive :p
 
Took him to the beach when he was 6 months old.

He variously legged it, got stuck between rocks as the tide was coming in, tried to eat a jelly-fish, threw up (due to said jellyfish), joined in a picnic with a very nice family where he implied I smacked him on a regular basis, and then found the only dog-phobic child on the very large dog friendly beach and totally 'ninja'ed her (the flying leap of welcome where all four paws make bodily contact)

On day 2 he was much calmer! And I felt much less of a bad owner.
 
Possibly too many to list............

Oscar has tried and failed on two occasions to jump barb wire fences, requiring stitches on one of those :(
Two shredded Equafleeces - one by each of the skinny dogs.
Dash caught and ate a hare and just when I was feeling smug about my self-sufficient dog he threw up all the offal on the sitting room carpet.
Oscar ran off to visit the neigbours so often they have my number on speed dial :o (they let him sit by the fire and feed him their lunch then wonder why he keeps coming back :rolleyes:)
Dash had the remains of a joint of beef off the worktop
And finally, having removed any presents from the tree that might tempt a dog, Dash then broke into a tin of tea :confused:

Reading that list I do wonder sometimes why I have dogs :rolleyes: :D
 
Lots, and lots, and lots, and lots of THIS:
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My lurcher's started the year well. Took off after a deer during our walk yesterday morning and arrived home well over an hour later :eek: I then completely forgot to close the side garden gate so when I let her out at 11.30 p.m. for her late night pee she went off and arrived back at 2.45 a.m.:mad::mad: Plus someone has told me that there are Muntjac around here now as well :eek::eek: OMG
 
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