for fun, horse dating profile write up :D
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catkin
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Fell boy: "I don't need a dating site, I'm a Rock God and babe magnet....."
A PS from his Nanny (older Dartmoor Hill pony): "Snigger snigger - he's really a teenage wannabee playing air guitar in his bedroom! Come Here Boy, scratch my withers"
Fell boy "Yes Ma'am, right away Ma'am" ................
A PS from his Nanny (older Dartmoor Hill pony): "Snigger snigger - he's really a teenage wannabee playing air guitar in his bedroom! Come Here Boy, scratch my withers"
Fell boy "Yes Ma'am, right away Ma'am" ................
maggie62
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Just an update on my dating profile......I have just been signed up with Vogue......hoping for some movie contract next. So c'mon guys if you want an independent gal that will get you noticed look no further.
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Rumtytum
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Brilliant! Made me laugh out loud 
shirl62
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Just an update on my dating profile......I have just been signed up with Vogue......hoping for some movie contract next. So c'mon guys if you want an independent gal that will get you noticed look no further.
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Hmmph Lennon says we all know how you got your face on Vogue ....Dirty little tramp !The lengths that some mares go to get themselves in the limelight...I'm off to read my ''Playcolt''
oldie48
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Ad in The Lady or Country Life.
"Older well bred gentleman with impeccable manners requires field mate to share his life and admire his good looks but keep their distance apart from the odd scratch when asked. Although I had an active sex life when younger, I am not the man I was, so very happy to consider a mare or gelding as long as they know their place, which is below me. I do suffer from mild anxiety so am looking for a gentle companion who will help to keep me chilled. Please apply to my secretary (Oldie 48) who will sort the wheat from the chaff."
"Older well bred gentleman with impeccable manners requires field mate to share his life and admire his good looks but keep their distance apart from the odd scratch when asked. Although I had an active sex life when younger, I am not the man I was, so very happy to consider a mare or gelding as long as they know their place, which is below me. I do suffer from mild anxiety so am looking for a gentle companion who will help to keep me chilled. Please apply to my secretary (Oldie 48) who will sort the wheat from the chaff."
Auslander
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Funnily enough, I know another horse who's a bit like that! Even more funnily enough - you own this one too!
Ellzbellz97
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pansymouse
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"Fit, mature liberated mare seeks young stallion for uncomplicated fun. No kissing"
Probably posted on Ashley Madison.
Probably posted on Ashley Madison.
pennyturner
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I think my boy is interested, (do you mind short men?), but the kissing is a must.
rosiesowner
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sooooo horsekaren, i may be off work with a fractured femur at the mo. i may also have access to photoshop and been a bit bored! i really had no clue horses knew how to use tinder!
i've based this on the info you wrote and the 100s of profiles i have seen and swiped past in my tindering career. the emojis are essential
just a bit of fun
i've based this on the info you wrote and the 100s of profiles i have seen and swiped past in my tindering career. the emojis are essential
just a bit of fun
rosiesowner
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he's had a match! she seems the strong, independent type he was looking for. even has a modelling photo on her profile! let's just hope she isn't one of those bloody catfish...
sasquatch
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Barney is a bit of a ladies horse, and for some reason most mares seem to either love him or hate him (naturally, he loves the ones who try to kill him)
'No need to order something dark and strong, I'm already here
Looking for a lady to share my love of fine dining and take out for dinner, maybe even share a few treats with sometimes.
Previously a sports star at local level, despite my excellent walk, injury has seen me have to retire early from an illustrious career that could have seen me make the top if it wasn't for my sports partner not being a clever as me. I made heads turn and jaws drop when I was competing, and I'm still eye catching, devastatingly handsome and absolutely unforgettable and need a lady equally as stunning to compliment me.
If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, if you're not into yoga and if you have half a brain, well then I'm the love that you've looked for, so come with me and escape.'
'No need to order something dark and strong, I'm already here
Looking for a lady to share my love of fine dining and take out for dinner, maybe even share a few treats with sometimes.
Previously a sports star at local level, despite my excellent walk, injury has seen me have to retire early from an illustrious career that could have seen me make the top if it wasn't for my sports partner not being a clever as me. I made heads turn and jaws drop when I was competing, and I'm still eye catching, devastatingly handsome and absolutely unforgettable and need a lady equally as stunning to compliment me.
If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, if you're not into yoga and if you have half a brain, well then I'm the love that you've looked for, so come with me and escape.'
Double_choc_lab
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One metro sexual Irish male who likes dancing. Into all the labels and likes all the good things in life but doesn't like getting his feet wet. I'm rather particular but very loyal for the right one.
(A 15.2 Connie who despite being a bog pony only likes the good things in life)!
(A 15.2 Connie who despite being a bog pony only likes the good things in life)!
rosiesowner
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Barney is a bit of a ladies horse, and for some reason most mares seem to either love him or hate him (naturally, he loves the ones who try to kill him)
'No need to order something dark and strong, I'm already here
Looking for a lady to share my love of fine dining and take out for dinner, maybe even share a few treats with sometimes.
Previously a sports star at local level, despite my excellent walk, injury has seen me have to retire early from an illustrious career that could have seen me make the top if it wasn't for my sports partner not being a clever as me. I made heads turn and jaws drop when I was competing, and I'm still eye catching, devastatingly handsome and absolutely unforgettable and need a lady equally as stunning to compliment me.
If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, if you're not into yoga and if you have half a brain, well then I'm the love that you've looked for, so come with me and escape.'
he is handsome!
Horsekaren
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HAHAHAHAHAsooooo horsekaren, i may be off work with a fractured femur at the mo. i may also have access to photoshop and been a bit bored! i really had no clue horses knew how to use tinder!
i've based this on the info you wrote and the 100s of profiles i have seen and swiped past in my tindering career. the emojis are essential
Just seen this, that really made me smile! Come on down silver! :'D Horse Tinder :O are we on to something with this idea
rosiesowner
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HAHAHAHAHA
Horse Tinder :O are we on to something with this idea
I'm glad!
And oh god, i hope not, too many bad choices of breeding that go on already!
Plus i would never wish some of the... interesting messages i've received on any of the lovely ponies here!