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I'll have her, can provide lots of pheasants for her to play with, mirrors in the school for her to gaze at herself, and a welsh cob who will be glad someone else gets to do the school work ;)
 
Black beauty pulled a posh carriage in the film so maybe that would look better ;)
And the lollipops are for the children I was planning to catch ChristmasStar :D
 
Well thats what I'm aspiring to marey_christmas, I also have a dragon that disguises herself as a horse to make the whole image more terrifying. Delicia would fit very nicely into my dasatardly plans ;)
 
Well you'll have to hop into the cage then ChristmasStar. Hay is far too expensive now, I find children are just as nutritious...
 
Saint_Knickerless said:
corn on the cob...yummy!
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Pmsl! ;)


FoxTrotx said:
Well thats what I'm aspiring to marey_christmas, I also have a dragon that disguises herself as a horse to make the whole image more terrifying. Delicia would fit very nicely into my dasatardly plans ;)
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No, no! That'll never work! Especially if you use the dragon from Shrek, that just won't scare anyone. You really haven't thought this through properly, have you :rolleyes:
 
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hi
i,m a old lady looking for a sweet horse that i can cuddle and kiss and sometimes hack out in walk on sunny days my instructor at the riding school says i,m doing very well i,ve had 3 lessons and can now put the headcollar on if helped , i,m really interested in parrelli and would like to teach her to rear on command as that looks such fun
i can offer her an excellent home i have a stable and a large lawn she can gambol on and plenty of bread to feed her on , do you think she would be suitable?
ps i,m living on my pension so i would like to pay the £1 in installments
 
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Dear Mrs

I read with much interest your adverstisement today for a <animal> for sale to me. I am living in a small country very far away and I am liking to buy a horse. I am recently received £10million pounds and if you gave me your bank details, I would be happy to send you this money as payment for your merchandise. Please reply only by email as my captors (I have been kidnapped by my evil uncle, did I remember to tell you that?) read my post so I am having to be anonymous by email.

Many kind regards and I am looking forward to receiving your lovely animal soon.
 
I have been waiting outside Potters for you to turn up for few days now, will have to starve her for a few days as would need to fit her into pony trailer. Can pay cash o the nail, will chuck her out into a boggy paddock until the spring then take her to Reading Market and make a quick profit, hope you've got some good photos with badly spelt captions to hang on the bars of the stalls (oh and don't send her with any hay either, nor 4 shoes as we don't want to have to warrant her)!!! Ho Ho HO Seasons Greetings!!
 
Oh no I hope she hasn't gone yet.
I am looking for something for my grandaughter who is just coming off lead rein. Your mare sounds perfect and such a lovely colour. She is big enough for my grandaughter to grow into and we have a big mounting block until then.
Grandaughter only manages to come to stay at weekends so mare would have to live out and fend for herself all week.
You did say ONO so would you take 50p? Can I pay weekly?
 
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BernsterBaubles said:
Dear Mrs

I read with much interest your adverstisement today for a <animal> for sale to me. I am living in a small country very far away and I am liking to buy a horse. I am recently received £10million pounds and if you gave me your bank details, I would be happy to send you this money as payment for your merchandise. Please reply only by email as my captors (I have been kidnapped by my evil uncle, did I remember to tell you that?) read my post so I am having to be anonymous by email.

Many kind regards and I am looking forward to receiving your lovely animal soon.
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this really made me laugh xx
 
I think I can find her the perfect Parelli home. PM me asap, the lady who would take her is Level 37 and would soon have her sorted.
 
Can I have her please?

I have the perfect job for her - and by the sounds of it, she might be able to drum up some trade too....

:)




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BernsterBaubles said:
Dear Mrs

I read with much interest your adverstisement today for a <animal> for sale to me. I am living in a small country very far away and I am liking to buy a horse. I am recently received £10million pounds and if you gave me your bank details, I would be happy to send you this money as payment for your merchandise. Please reply only by email as my captors (I have been kidnapped by my evil uncle, did I remember to tell you that?) read my post so I am having to be anonymous by email.

Many kind regards and I am looking forward to receiving your lovely animal soon.
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I wish I'd thought of that :D LOL
 
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