for sale/swap; not what it seems ;)

mountainview22

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My fiancé, excellent rider, good with the horses, will ride/break anything, very pretty and lovable.
I must be honest, she hasn't figured out how to turn the Hoover, washing machine, cooker on yet, but knows how to crank the heating up!
She is toilette trained and will muck out if you really nag her.
Unfortunately, the same theory applies as far as the lightest bit of cleaning the home.
she's good at spending money and complaining about me.
She eats like her cob, grazes 24/7 but enjoys a big plate of food every now and then.
she likes to talk, although often it's the kind of talking your four year old does (talks about God knows what)

In summary, she's very attractive, very good with the horses, good at shopping, loves any food you can think to offer her and very good company if your deaf.

Relisted due to timewaster, please make me an offer :)

(she does know this is here before I get shot down, it is nothing but a mere whinge on a Wednesday night)
 
Your advertising in the wrong place! There are too many of us here already. Can't clean our houses, but can muck out the horses. Spend money like it's going out of fashion ... and happy to be cooked for!!

Sorry no sympathy from us, your OH sounds like one of us ;)
 
B ugger.

I'm damned.

I forgot to add, she's fine with me spending money... On relocating to complete my farriery app and that reason only.

Oh well, Ebay it is....
 
oi, you'll get a telling off from TFC for advertising. Or does it count if you haven't named a price or said what you want to swap her for. :p :D
(whispers....say a 19 year old busty blonde sex addict who doesn't eat much and loves hoovering and it might be you that's up for rehoming!)
 
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Whispers back, change blonde for brunette and that's what i'm offering... Ish.

I'm waiting for a telling off, I've tried to make people aware it's a bit of fun... Ish...
 
love the 'ish' bit. I put smilies in to let people know that I know you are kidding...ish.
You do know the sex addict bit is about to come to a swift end, you are about to be severely rationed...or gelded! :D
 
*update*

Overnight she has learnt to wash dishes! Got to be worth and extra few quid?

Re. Slap round the head - she thinks it's empowering whilst I think she slaps funny :p
 
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