Free to a good home. Will gift wrap as well

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Free to a good home.
One utterly dense Clydesdale Cross. 16.2HH, built like a brick outhouse and a brain the size of a pea. Enjoys ice skating and curling - using his owner as the sliding thing. Unable to walk in a straight line down the purposely cleared path instead prefers sliding all over and leaping in snow drifts.

Currently only wearing 3 shoes as 4th was removed yesterday during a 15 minute display of athletics, hooning up and down the very frozen field, flying bucking, squealing, snorting and refusing to be caught.

Not able to stay on current yard as YO and another livery were tryng to bring in two other horses when above mentioned action took place. 2nd horse may also be available if the Moscow State Circus doesn't want him - his rearing and sliping display is awesome.....

Rug wardrobe is now limited as not content with a very large bed the brainless beast has used his rugs as a pillow... oh and peed all over them. What rugs he has not destroyed will come with him.

After much grovelling to another Farrier (mine is in germany) the aforementioned shoe is being refitted to its owner tomorrow. If its owner lives that long.............

Will make a lovely christmas gift for someone..........Ideally someone you don't like
Any takers? I'll put a bow on him? Please??!!
 
hahaha, i'll throw in one 6ft male gamekeeper, not very bright, acts like a child and forgets to order heating oil so all the pipes in your house freeze up, luckily he isnt bad looking if you want to breed, sires beautiful offspring... comes with 12 dogs and some geese.
 
Santas New Little Helper said:
hahaha, i'll throw in one 6ft male gamekeeper, not very bright, acts like a child and forgets to order heating oil so all the pipes in your house freeze up, luckily he isnt bad looking if you want to breed, sires beautiful offspring... comes with 12 dogs and some geese.
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Swap?
Or maybe we could throw them together as a job lot? Highest offer wins?
 
I can exchange for one Ginger, wimpy WB scared of the same peice of snow that has been in the same place all week, causing slipping and testing of absorbancy of his mums bum on the yard, and growing to approx 18 hands all before daylight has broken.

Would come with the only rig left that has not been ripped to peices
 
Hovis_and_SidsMum said:
Free to a good home.
One utterly dense Clydesdale Cross. 16.2HH, built like a brick outhouse and a brain the size of a pea. Enjoys ice skating and curling - using his owner as the sliding thing. Unable to walk in a straight line down the purposely cleared path instead prefers sliding all over and leaping in snow drifts.

Currently only wearing 3 shoes as 4th was removed yesterday during a 15 minute display of athletics, hooning up and down the very frozen field, flying bucking, squealing, snorting and refusing to be caught.

Not able to stay on current yard as YO and another livery were tryng to bring in two other horses when above mentioned action took place. 2nd horse may also be available if the Moscow State Circus doesn't want him - his rearing and sliping display is awesome.....

Rug wardrobe is now limited as not content with a very large bed the brainless beast has used his rugs as a pillow... oh and peed all over them. What rugs he has not destroyed will come with him.

After much grovelling to another Farrier (mine is in germany) the aforementioned shoe is being refitted to its owner tomorrow. If its owner lives that long.............

Will make a lovely christmas gift for someone..........Ideally someone you don't like
Any takers? I'll put a bow on him? Please??!!
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Hovis you little monkey :D
 
PMSL!!

My old horse always jumped out of his field, every day without fail. One winter I turned him out, he set off bucking and snorting and hurtling round.... towards the fence. Then realised he was on ice, he looked like Bambi and look of sheer terror on his face, jumped the fence and skidded half the length of the other field. I thought my heart was going to come out of my chest it was pounding that loud
 
Piccy said:
I can exchange for one Ginger, wimpy WB scared of the same peice of snow that has been in the same place all week, causing slipping and testing of absorbancy of his mums bum on the yard, and growing to approx 18 hands all before daylight has broken.

Would come with the only rig left that has not been ripped to peices
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Whoops did mean Rug but cannot amend original post
 
I have one to go with the job lot,
5'10 farmer that thinks horses are a waste of good arible land! eats like a horse only fussier, has short temper, steals duvet ( whilest trumping a love puff my way!) looks like a villian in a woolie hat.

Just think of all the stuff we could get rid of!!
 
URGENT APPEAL.

Please will the kind and loving person who offers Hovis and any of his remaining urine-free rugs a home make a guarantee that Hovis will continue to enjoy his weekly Friday access to the PC.

It must be understood that this is of vital importance, not just to Hovis's own well-being, but for the mental wellbeing of many of us HHO'ers too!
 
Will swap you for a 16.3 long legged bimbo with one brain cell that occasionally goes on holiday, and completely imperfect eyesight that can conjure up a hedge monster where there are no hedges. Also has a morbid fear of wheelie bins and garden refuse sacks, even though she goes past them every week. Comes with several incredibly poo-stained rugs that have all gone through at the tail where she has rubbed them.

Hmm, wonder how much gift wrap it would take ...
 
Will swap for a three legged 17'h dutch dumbblood mare who has already been on box rest for the last 8 weeks and will be for the next 8 weeks plus a vet visit every week for 16 weeks plus X rays plus pressure bandages due to fractured splint bone - Too dumb to bounce around and walks V E R Y slowly on anything other than a perfect surface.
 
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