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Homicidal, suicidal, generally whappy TB mare. Weaves like an ass, can't have it's feet trimmed/come in to season without getting full on laminitis, only just backed so not particularly nice to ride and is obviously off work anyway due to the aforementioned feet. Also currently sporting a six inch gash to the stifle. Filthy in the box and poos in its water bucket on regular occasions!

Anyone want it? I am sick to the back teeth of it! :mad:
 
:eek: I thought you were going to be offering BH not nitty. She must have been really bad for you to be cross at her. But yeah I'll take nitty :D
 
I know how you feel but it's a mad hyper child on blue smarties welsh a who can only be out for a few hours a day as shes ridiculously lami prone and loves it injure herself so she gets all the attention. Can't keep weight on either! Swap?

(funny thing is she was free to good home when I got her :rolleyes:)
 
milesjess said:
;) ..... Now share all the positives.
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Umm, she's quite pretty. If you can look past the permanently big hock and permanently bit knee. Really, that is the only thing going for her right now!

dafthoss said:
:eek: I thought you were going to be offering BH not nitty. She must have been really bad for you to be cross at her. But yeah I'll take nitty :D
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She is a horrible moo bag. Yesterday afternoon I opened the door to her box and she instantly tried to get me with both barrels. So I thought 'you're obviously feeling better on your feet, I'll bung you in the school to let off some steam' and the stupid thing instantly ran into the mounting block and cut it's leg open :rolleyes:

This morning she was stiff on that leg so I thought I'd put her out for an hour whilst I cleaned out her cesspit of a stable to walk it off a bit. So the idiot creature has to go round running about like a total spanner. I despair. If I keep her in she tries to kill me and if I let her out she tries to kill herself. Now she is sore (unsurprisingly) and stood back in her box. I'm sure she'll try and have me later though when she's had a rest.

I despair of her!!
 
Ok, she is just doing her level best to be a typical TB. She's got all the usual teenage angst about being like her peers and so seeing all the other TBs (and people she looks up to, such as BH) self harming she feels a lot of pressure to conform and be one of the crowd...

Poor you! Hope she settles soon. Could you fence off a bit of field that she can mooch in but would have to try very hard to get beyond a trot due to the lack of space?
 
Lolo said:
Ok, she is just doing her level best to be a typical TB. She's got all the usual teenage angst about being like her peers and so seeing all the other TBs (and people she looks up to, such as BH) self harming she feels a lot of pressure to conform and be one of the crowd...

Poor you! Hope she settles soon. Could you fence off a bit of field that she can mooch in but would have to try very hard to get beyond a trot due to the lack of space?
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this made me lol. I don't know what is up with her at the moment but she is certainly acting like an angsty teenager.

I can try to make her a little patch, she might stay in it. Or she might just commando role under the fence. She does that too, I forgot to put that in her original ad :p
 
Ok well if she will get knobberts running round then she can come here and help keep him trim :).

I think you need to get her a protection suit so she doesnt hurt her self when shes running round like a mad thing, every thing covered just her eyes and nose out :p.
 
FionaM12 said:
And a similar suit for yourself for entering the stable. Matchy matchy!
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Well, in fairness I could probably do with one most of the time. I'm probably even more accident prone than Nits. But it's ok because I don't expect anyone else to worry about me. Unlike her majesty who is a very demanding patient!!
 
Hmm, any other day I'd have been in my horsebox and on my way but I had a bit of an odd afternoon with my own free to good home TB :confused:

The grey princess and I are off to a show tomorrow (forecast: heavy rain, great) so hopefully that will be a fun day out....

I recommend eating a whole easter egg and having a glass of wine to cheer yourself up a bit :D
 
Hope everything's ok Suziq?

I've put a picture of her latest scrape up so you can all admire her stupidity. It's in NL now :)
 
I'll swap her for mac! Jumped his stable door twice, both times got stuck, once resulting in 2 fire engines and fire chiefs car. (has its benefits I suppose). Often found wandering in the forest alone after deciding being in the field is boring. Had to collect him from yard 3/4 mile up the road as bored of our yard and fancied a change, then worried himself when he didn't know where he was. Was late once getting him in, so he brought himself, couldn't get in back gate, so trotted down the road and waited at front gate.

The list goes on.........
 
yeah we're fine thanks, just an odd schooling session where she went worse than she's ever gone and I don't know why - suspect it was due to me riding like a twit and putting it down to experience..... tomorrow is another day :)

i think i'm too squeamish to look at the pics of Nitty's scrape :eek:
 
I'm thinking of manufacturing TB-shaped extra-thick cotton wool onesies for situations just like this...

This time next year I'll be a millionaire :D
 
Echo Bravo said:
Just buy a picture of a shotgun and stick it in front of her stable LOL.
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This made me lol.

The madam wouldn't care. she knows I wouldn't. She is well aware of her self importance! I actually would shoot her at the moment but I think people would be cross and I don't like to annoy people.
 
TheresaW said:
I'll swap her for mac! Jumped his stable door twice, both times got stuck, once resulting in 2 fire engines and fire chiefs car. (has its benefits I suppose). Often found wandering in the forest alone after deciding being in the field is boring. Had to collect him from yard 3/4 mile up the road as bored of our yard and fancied a change, then worried himself when he didn't know where he was. Was late once getting him in, so he brought himself, couldn't get in back gate, so trotted down the road and waited at front gate.

The list goes on.........
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Mac sounds amazing! He's clearly got a brain in there. Unlike mine! He was just trying to get the fit men in the big red truck out for you. You should be grateful :D
 
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