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One 7.5 stone pressa x lurcher who has a taste for le mieux sheepskin half pads, will also destroy lawns and dog beds at will, and likes his own sofa in the living room if possible. If not I'm sure he'd like to stay in a cold damp kennel in the bottom of a garden somewhere, being fed bakers instead of mackrel and ox heart. :mad::mad::mad:
 
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Can I offer two ex-racing greys to go with..they like raiding the rabbit food and then having to be let out 12 times between 1.30am and 4am to poo it out......they also like opening cupboards and eating packets of cereal with similar results, opening the bin and helping themselves, destroying cushions; soft toys; sheepskin nosebands and rugs and unsuspecting small animals...in fairness they did originally come from some kind of cold damp concrete kennel and do now seem to prefer a leather sofa each by a log fire and raw mince and pasta dinners, but hey, perhaps its their way of saying they want to go back!!!
 
Cobiau Cymraeg Wyllt said:
Can I offer two ex-racing greys to go with..they like raiding the rabbit food and then having to be let out 12 times between 1.30am and 4am to poo it out......they also like opening cupboards and eating packets of cereal with similar results, opening the bin and helping themselves, destroying cushions; soft toys; sheepskin nosebands and rugs and unsuspecting small animals...in fairness they did originally come from some kind of cold damp concrete kennel and do now seem to prefer a leather sofa each by a log fire and raw mince and pasta dinners, but hey, perhaps its their way of saying they want to go back!!!
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Lovely dog and I think there are times we would give our dog away to anybody.

On 1 occasion Darcy found a rotting deer carcase and ate a fair bit before I could get it off her, when I got up in the morning she had been sick on the kitchen floor. As I was clearing it up I thought we havnt had mussels and then realised it was part of a deers hoof, that was so gross, I still gag talking about it.:eek:
 
Dobiegirl said:
Lovely dog and I think there are times we would give our dog away to anybody.

On 1 occasion Darcy found a rotting deer carcase and ate a fair bit before I could get it off her, when I got up in the morning she had been sick on the kitchen floor. As I was clearing it up I thought we havnt had mussels and then realised it was part of a deers hoof, that was so gross, I still gag talking about it.:eek:
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Dobiegirl said:
Lovely dog and I think there are times we would give our dog away to anybody.

On 1 occasion Darcy found a rotting deer carcase and ate a fair bit before I could get it off her, when I got up in the morning she had been sick on the kitchen floor. As I was clearing it up I thought we havnt had mussels and then realised it was part of a deers hoof, that was so gross, I still gag talking about it.:eek:
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Ok, that's topped any of my greys' misdeeds - they've had a reprieve!!!
 
OMG - roaring with laughter!!!! That sofa photo had me spitting out my wine!!

I feel your pain with a new lurker here too! :rolleyes::D:D
 
Oh that makes me feel better about the fact that Honey chewed through the cable of my Hoover...in 3 different places. That was the week after she removed all my new chair stuffing ( chair was being prepped to be reupholstered) or today, made a nice nest for herself in my car. When filthy. Out of a pair of newly dry cleaned curtains ....
 
I can offer a Dalmatian who can open doors and safety gates. His speciality is to open the fridge and then eat the contents. What he can't eat he likes to hide - I came home one day to find a half eaten melon neatly tucked under my duvet.

I laughed out loud at OP's dog lounging on the sofa!
 
Know someone that went out car shopping and came home to 3 fire engines, dog (RR) wanted the piece of pizza left on chopping board on top of cooker, jumped up, managed to turn on the gas, set fire to the chopping board and then the house, dog was fine ad had got out the doggy door, but house required £175,000 to sort and they had to move out for 6mnths, needless to say food is no longer left on cooker and kitchen door is always shut, to make matters worse they were renovating the house and it was about 90% complete when they had to start again!!!!
 
Naryafluffy said:
Know someone that went out car shopping and came home to 3 fire engines, dog (RR) wanted the piece of pizza left on chopping board on top of cooker, jumped up, managed to turn on the gas, set fire to the chopping board and then the house, dog was fine ad had got out the doggy door, but house required £175,000 to sort and they had to move out for 6mnths, needless to say food is no longer left on cooker and kitchen door is always shut, to make matters worse they were renovating the house and it was about 90% complete when they had to start again!!!!
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That is the prize-winner in bad dog-dom...no contest..:(
 
Naryafluffy said:
Know someone that went out car shopping and came home to 3 fire engines, dog (RR) wanted the piece of pizza left on chopping board on top of cooker, jumped up, managed to turn on the gas, set fire to the chopping board and then the house, dog was fine ad had got out the doggy door, but house required £175,000 to sort and they had to move out for 6mnths, needless to say food is no longer left on cooker and kitchen door is always shut, to make matters worse they were renovating the house and it was about 90% complete when they had to start again!!!!
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OMG - if that was my dog it would be living in the garden for the rest of its life :eek: :D
 
I'm sorry but that first photo made me burst out laughing and spit my tea all over my laptop, the rest of the project team in the room are now looking at me kind of strange - I said I find data capture really amusing!

JD
 
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