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Amaranta

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FREE TO GOOD HOME one slightly used OH, in good general condition and bodywork is fine. Is allergic to horses hence reason for rehoming. Also needs to be reminded that fields/fences need topping/fixing and arenas need harrowing so may be blind in at least one eye, possibly also deaf. WARNING SNORES FOR ENGLAND!
 
I advertised a trampoline recently..complete with teenager..and her parents..if no luck, would you like to bag them all up as a job lot?:D
 
I can offer a fellow livery- complete plod & reluctant to work. Might have an ok temperament if you try her on regumate. Needs training. Seen hounds, they ran away howling. Always placed, at the centre of an argument, at local shows & comps. Good doer & excellent weight carrier. Comes complete with collection of dvds, books, matchy matchy & other crap but no basic equipment. Free to any home as her horse has outgrown her ability. Lots of vices, but not as many as you'll have taken up after spending a few weeks in her company.
 
littlelegs said:
I can offer a fellow livery- complete plod & reluctant to work. Might have an ok temperament if you try her on regumate. Needs training. Seen hounds, they ran away howling. Always placed, at the centre of an argument, at local shows & comps. Good doer & excellent weight carrier. Comes complete with collection of dvds, books, matchy matchy & other crap but no basic equipment. Free to any home as her horse has outgrown her ability. Lots of vices, but not as many as you'll have taken up after spending a few weeks in her company.
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Love this one!! :D rofl at the bit in bold!
 
Amaranta said:
Only if I can put next door's tampoline and screaming child in the same bag :D
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eeek...do you also have psychotic trampolining neighbours child?? or are we talking multiple bags and only one bouncing bunny boiler?Please God may they not be multiplying....:eek::eek::eek::eek:

littlelegs said:
I can offer a fellow livery- complete plod & reluctant to work. Might have an ok temperament if you try her on regumate. Needs training. Seen hounds, they ran away howling. Always placed, at the centre of an argument, at local shows & comps. Good doer & excellent weight carrier. Comes complete with collection of dvds, books, matchy matchy & other crap but no basic equipment. Free to any home as her horse has outgrown her ability. Lots of vices, but not as many as you'll have taken up after spending a few weeks in her company.
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Ah...perhaps we can do a deal..she sounds lovely...tell me does she like trample-eening children?:D
 
Trampolining kids shouldn't be a problem. Providing she knows something isn't hers & she hasn't either asked to use it or been asked to replace it she's quite happy with anything. Usually only active after 12pm though.
 
LL can I just clarify she's happy to trampoline ON next doors boinging blighter banshee child? I don't mean play nicely either..I want all out warfare, teeth & hooves..can pay in carrots.preferably if she can also stampede brats phone and make a horse shaped hole in the trampoline (tom and jerry sawing floor style) so she can't use it to see if I'm home so she can yell 'I love HOrbies, let me ride' at me? as I said..carrots in abundance...and maybe some sugar lumps too..no added sugar ones ofcourse! :cool:
 
No sure she'll pass the vet for that purpose. On arrival, tell her everyone has to provide their own trampoline. She will soon stump off to the neighbours to use theirs. Then tell her not to as she might hurt the child, leave her unattended for a few minutes & she'll go & squash it. Then say 'any chance you could get your own trampoline, only I don't want that one breaking' & after telling you some big self pitying bull poo story about herself, she will call you a female dog & an argumentative bovine. Then go & do it anyway. Use some of your brew stuff if you need to catch her. She'll bring her own mug in her handbag but will be compelled to use your stuff to fill it.
 
littlelegs said:
No sure she'll pass the vet for that purpose. On arrival, tell her everyone has to provide their own trampoline. She will soon stump off to the neighbours to use theirs. Then tell her not to as she might hurt the child, leave her unattended for a few minutes & she'll go & squash it. Then say 'any chance you could get your own trampoline, only I don't want that one breaking' & after telling you some big self pitying bull poo story about herself, she will call you a female dog & an argumentative bovine. Then go & do it anyway. Use some of your brew stuff if you need to catch her. She'll bring her own mug in her handbag but will be compelled to use your stuff to fill it.
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hey i think we have her relative or clone.................let me guess if you find your stuff with her it was your fault not hers? you lend her stuff and you then find it in the bin broken? our model has not spoken to me for over 6 months because i said no to her.:rolleyes:
 
Can I add a mother in law to this please!

Unfortunately many (un)stable vices including biting, kicking and pulling faces! Oh, we really know how to pull faces!!!

Likes treats and is quite bargy if not getting own way!

Selectively lame depending on whether there is work to be done.

Not too concerned about whether it's a "good" home - might have to PTS anyway!!!

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(awww that's really awful isn't it :o)
 
would you consider a swap? my OH is 51 , very fit , only vice is smoking which he does outside , does come with two horses in tow , one retired and one 17,2 holsteiner eventer , hes a very talented carpenter and furniture restorer , now earning a good living restoring houses that we buy and sell.....bet youre asking yourself why i want to swap...........
 
maggiehorse said:
would you consider a swap? my OH is 51 , very fit , only vice is smoking which he does outside , does come with two horses in tow , one retired and one 17,2 holsteiner eventer , hes a very talented carpenter and furniture restorer , now earning a good living restoring houses that we buy and sell.....bet youre asking yourself why i want to swap...........
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Go on then, why?
 
maggiehorse said:
would you consider a swap? my OH is 51 , very fit , only vice is smoking which he does outside , does come with two horses in tow , one retired and one 17,2 holsteiner eventer , hes a very talented carpenter and furniture restorer , now earning a good living restoring houses that we buy and sell.....bet youre asking yourself why i want to swap...........
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Most definitely would consider a swop - but do need to know why :D
 
maggiehorse said:
would you consider a swap? my OH is 51 , very fit , only vice is smoking which he does outside , does come with two horses in tow , one retired and one 17,2 holsteiner eventer , hes a very talented carpenter and furniture restorer , now earning a good living restoring houses that we buy and sell.....bet youre asking yourself why i want to swap...........
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Can I steal his eventer when it suits me?! Does he come with any houses, must be one with land?!
 
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