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**Free to good home**

Ozzie 11yrs JRT have had since 7 weeks, but have decided he is just not the pet for me. I recently got a goldfish (Bert) as company for Oz, but they just don't get along. Ozzie ignores Bert completely, so had to get another goldfish to keep Bert company, and I just can't afford all 3 (plus the goldfish fit my decor much better than Oz). Oz needs a home without goldfish to give him lots of attention. House trained and good with children and other pets (except goldfish). Will miss this little guy.
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****Disclaimer - This post is purely to see if Cayla will implode!!!**** :D:D:D
 
I live in a flat with no garden and I have 12 children and 8 cats I am at home alk the time and I will walk him for 6 hours a day honest! I have a loyalty card with bakers so he will get the best food! Is he entire? I would like a litter from him maybe 2 or 3 who knows! My friend has a poodle bitch and I always wanted a jackapoo Please pm me I can give him the best home!












P.S all of the above is untrue :)
 
Is he entire? I would like a litter from him maybe 2 or 3 who knows! My friend has a poodle bitch and I always wanted a jackapoo Please pm me I can give him the best home!

Dam you sounded perfect, but sadly his nuts are gone.:( He would have had lovely babies too, and I would have loved to have one of them!:(
 
I tell you one thing....I bet he is ****/***relived, I bet his case is packed as we speak;):D

I tell you what though the caller that used that excuse that her dog had just not bonded, wont snuggle or play, actually for some reason pissed me off the most:mad::mad::mad:
 
I tell you one thing....I bet he is ****/***relived, I bet his case is packed as we speak;):D

I tell you what though the caller that used that excuse that her dog had just not bonded, wont snuggle or play, actually for some reason pissed me off the most:mad::mad::mad:

So do you think I am wrong to expect him to snuggle and play with a goldfish?:confused:
 
Could you swap for a tiger striped cat would match the furniture sort of and is a great hunter will bring you lots of presents he is very generous list to date
3 mallard ducks
4 cock pheasants
6 hares
multitudes of mice and garden birds
Water voles a specialty
Not always dead but will help you to catch crows, sparrows and owls in the lounge
mice once escaped he is not to keen on so that is a bit of a disappointment
Failed miserably to get the fox cub off its mum but had fun stalking it until she caught him so cannot be recommended as a foxhunter
Might make a meal of the gold fish but doesnt like getting his feet wet

Yowls loudly to announce his arrival with a gift
bites scratches needles but purrs very loudly while doing these things. Favourite occupation when not giving presents is to sleep soundly on your head until 3.30am when he scratches the carpets up to announce it is time to go hunting if you dont get up and see him off he bites your toes. He will also scream to go to the toilet with you and bite your knees if he manages to get in




















love him really
 
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See cant even give him away
You would be amazed at how many people ask why I dont either give him away or drown him or PTS but he is my responsibility I took him on when he had 7 homes before he was 7 weeks old due to him attacking dogs he was due to be PTS that day but a friend who worked at the vets asked if I would have him as I had just lost my kitten and although we had dogs he had to fit in
He is 8 years old and still attacks dogs we live hear a major dog walking footpath he has been known to jump on rotties, dobermans and other big dogs he torments the life out of terriers and thinks hiding in the dark and jumping out on our labrador is great fun just as well she is used to him
No doubt the grumpy sod will outlive me too
 
OOOhh

Ill swap him for my unicron who poos rainbow dust and golden eggs.... who is also good with goldfish... Must be ridden in spiked spurs with a dutch gag and a standing martingale at all times though..... he is a novice ride and only needs shod at the back.... :D

I dont want it anymore as Im bored of it.....

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I think my BiLs cat would have been like him.............That cat once brought a frozen chicken through the cat flap!:eek: Neighbor 5 doors down had left it on her kitchen worktop to defrost!:o
 
Windand Rain, you have my sympathy! We had a tom cat who was the spitting image of yours, and would drag in anything he could find in the local area, including very large, still very much alive rabbits/the odd dead duck. Thing is, we lived in a pub at the time and were always amazed at the size of the carcasses/living animals he managed to drag onto the roof and through the 1st floor windows. :eek:

He was evil too, he beat the crap out of our soft-as-butter-but-huge labs, and as a kitten would hide in the sofa cushions, waiting for somebody to walk past. At which point he would launch himself at you, claws out.

Eventually he took on a Nissan Micra and it won (just). His leg was rebuilt (we used to joke from biros and elastic bands from the vet reception, as the bones were utterly shattered and we couldn't imagine what they were replaced/fixed with) During his bed rest he became a little more tame around people, but even with a back leg that didn't bend at all, he still brought in rabbits etc.,

Sorry, totally off topic but thought I'd share that your tom had a "twin" :D
 
He is fab, thanks for posting a photo.
The one with him on the sofa says "come on then, if you think you're hard enough" to me :cool:
 
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