Friday fun - your ideal horse world :)

[R2R]

In my ideal world

• All horses would be trimmed (sorry)
• Hay would arrive in nets, ready to tie up. You just leave your nets on a Sunday and have them filled for the week when you get to the yard on a Monday
• Horses in winter would not involve so much mud
• Horses would sleep on bedding and poo and wee into a wheelbarrow, left in corner for removal at intervals throughout the day
• Synthetic saddles would not exist



Your turn this is supposed to be FUN by the way!!!

 

[Farma]

Where do I start!!!

* All livery yards would be bitch & nutter free
* Animal "communicators" wouldnt exist
* We would have rain but never any mud
* Automatic water drinkers - i know some people have them we dont
* Horses would only go to the toilet in one small place
* Drivers would be courteous to horse riders.
* An enormous selection of xc fences would be delivered to the yard for free
* Tack wouldnt need cleaning
* Mice would hate stable yards
* I wouldnt have to work to pay for them and could play with them all day!

 

[katief]

• wheelbarrows would empty themselves
• poo in the field would 'evaporate'
• the ground would always be perfect
• roads would have special horse-pavements
• things would always stay clean

This could go on and on and on!

 

[aimeejay]

*Horses would understand that clippers arent going to eat them
*They would go to the toilet in one little area
*The yard I ride at would use lovely dressage saddles rather than the general purpose
*Yards would be free from 'bitchyness'
*Horses would bring themselves in from the field
*The huge hunter at the yard would realise standing on my feet is not nice
*Shoes would last forever

Oh this could go onnn...