Horse wins over everything except grooming myself - i have huge amounts of hair - washing, drying and straightening that takes longer in the mornings than dealing with the two that are living out.
I also have no life but I went for alcohol as the feed bins are full and it's Friday night. OH has promised faithfully to get up with Anya in the morning!!!
There are days when I get into bed at night and realise I haven't brushed my hair all day - just stuck it in a pony tail to take Tom to school and forgot about it!!!