Friggin Cat!!

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fitzaud2

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Now, before I start, I love her to bits, but man, is she driving me mad. She seems to have taken over the house. She takes the most comfortable spot in the sitting room, sleeps on the clothes horse during the day, when you go to put her out, she gets offended. And god forbid, you make her stay downstairs at night!! Now, she has a history, poor mite, she got chased by my neighbours dogs last may, and was missing for nearly 3 days, found her, just barely, in the cavity of the wall behind the stables, it looks like she jumped into a hole to get away from the dogs, and fell through the cavity of the wall. Anyway, had to go to my dads to get a sledge, and knock a hole in the walls to get her out,. SHe had a broken pelvis in 2 places, and was in the vets for 2 nights, then caged for 6 weeks to make sure her hip healed. She's fine now, but is such a boss. We've had 2 kittens since, and she seems to have ran them at the first oppertunity, so no more cats til she's gone, and hopefully that wont be for along time. she doesnt like competition.
Oh, and she will eat anything thats left down for a second. If I want to defrost meat, she has to be put in the garage.
Sorry for the rant, she just jumped out of nowhere again a few mins ago, and frightened the s***e out of me, again!!!!She's pacing the sittingroom now, missing the kidies, as they are gone to their dad's for the night!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I have a cat like this, but he rules the neighbours as well as me.

Tip: defrost meat in your microwave for safety. Not turned on or anything, just behind a good secure door!
 
My cat rules the house too....mainly our bed, it is of course hers, and if we want to get into it after a long day we come sometimes know about it!
Wouldn't have her any other way as she makes us laugh and smile too much.
 
We have a resident thug called scootch, he's a farm cat and loves terrorising
the dogs, he ran up my husbands back this summer and caused some nasty damage, I thought he might be lonely/bored, so I got him some company in the shape of a lovely little queen, he evicted her from the tack room on her first day, then spent his time hunting her out to beat her up.
She has since been rehomed and the dogs can take their chances, hubby has bought a shotgun.
 
Your not a mad catwomen yet I am afraid.

My cats demanded a new home. So out I went and bought them a nice little 3 bed detached house with garden (a lot longer communte from work). Then they deceided that actually a garden wasn't really required and never used it :D However we did like our new home and in actual fact their financial advice was sound and we made a nice profit on it.

It is also essential to learn the correct teqnique for moving in bed in the middle of the night. They should not be aware you have moved (even if your legs are cramping with them lying on top of them) and certainly should never be accidentally kicked or shoved out of the way. If so scratches in hard to explain places, are I am afraid not just permissable but to be expected

My spotted monsters rule my house with a claw of iron but I love them more than anything in the world :)
 
Hollycat said:
It is also essential to learn the correct teqnique for moving in bed in the middle of the night. They should not be aware you have moved (even if your legs are cramping with them lying on top of them) and certainly should never be accidentally kicked or shoved out of the way.
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If the above is true, then I am also a mad-cat-woman. Not sure who is madder, the cat or the woman.
 
I realy dont understand how they are able to take up so much room, i am always left dangling of the edge of the bed. I did try to shut them out of the bedroom, to no avail as one of them has learnt he can open doors!!! :D
 
I never understand why they need so much of the bed either!! Mine is 14yrs old and has ruined our lounge curtains by swinging on them - I am having to live with crappy curtains until he goes - could be a while he is a tough critter!!!

I love him to bits though and I have been designated his human - if I am in the house I ought to be sitting down to act as his personal couch!!
 
I am having to live with crappy curtains until he goes
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Just thought you might like to know, my little Gobby was 27 when she finally left for cat heaven, Lulu the Poo is 23 and whilst looks frail, has done so for the past 4 years.

I really hope you like crappy curtains and you could have a very long time before you can change them:D

My furry purries (4) all waved goodbye from the comfort of the bed as I left this morning - I have decided I am coming back as a cat owned by someone like me - fed, pampered and do bugger all but lie in bed and keep warm on cold mornings.
 
She sounds so similar to my crew!! I just love them and they do whatever they wish. Everyone goes spare as "gasp" I let Naughty eat pieces of food off my plate when I've finished. He sits at (on) the table with me, sleeps on my bed, sits on the side of my bath and bats my toes. He is a complete card and rules the roost. If my bro has friends staying and he doesn't like the smell of their scent (aftershave) he'll hop into their suitcase or bag and pee! His scent is obviously more to his liking! My poor bro's girlfriend has regular scratches up her legs where Baby attacks her when she's got out of the shower and when you scream he goes back for more!! I find it hilarious and never correct him. He looks far too indignant when I do! I too am up there with the mad cat lady!!! The other pussy cats are stable cats - equally as spoilt but don't have the luxury of sleeping on my bed or sitting on the table with me! I hasten to add I am sat at a chair!! I will stop as could talk about them all night!!!
 
I have just been told that my cat attended --- indeed was guest of honour --- at my neighbours Mother's funeral on Monday. I suppose he provided a welcome diversion, but, really, has he no sense of shame!

He was only ejected from the wake when he was found cosying up to a joint of pork.
 
Ladyinred said:
I have just been told that my cat attended --- indeed was guest of honour --- at my neighbours Mother's funeral on Monday. I suppose he provided a welcome diversion, but, really, has he no sense of shame!

He was only ejected from the wake when he was found cosying up to a joint of pork.
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