Funniest/Rudest things someone has said to you whilst riding

I was out hacking with a girl who always used a saddle saver. It kept slipping and she was always having to stop and adjust it. I asked her why she bothered with it and she told me
"I get saddle sore - I'm not so well padded as you"
She was leaning over opening a gate at the time. How I stopped myself smacking her horse on the bum I don't know!
 
Instructor: 'Do you shop at tescos often?'
Me (somewhat confused): 'No...'
Instructor: 'Well you look like a granny pushing a shopping trolley'
Which was his way of telling me to get my shoulders back!
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Turning at a crossroads a fiesta full of chavs pulled up and wound down the window they had a microphone thing and shouted "hop off and you can ride me like you ride that horse" the funny thing was i recognised him as being on my boyfriends rugby team, you can imaging how impressed he was
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Whilst hacking out alone wearing a tabard saying 'please pass wide and slow', two young blokes stopped in their sports car. I thought they were asking for directions, so politely smiled - they then asked:
"Which one of you is wide and which one's slow then?"
Equine Twiglet is quite obviously neither......so both me then
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I was just about to leave to go for a hack with a couple of friends when a VERY old woman rode past me. I said good morning etc etc...then i noticed how extra very sweaty her horse was.

me: your horse has got quite a lather
old lady : so would you if you had been between my legs for 2 hours!!!! :O

omg omg!! it had us in creases the whole hack!! hehe
 
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