Funniest text message this morning

[SophieLouBee]

To get the jist, one of my clients is on holiday, I am still going up to ride the horses and check them etc, but there is someone staying at the house to look after it, the dogs, and feed the horses. This person is not horsey, as you will see.

I woke up to this:

"Hi Sophie, It's Graham (looking after ****s house), when are you next coming to do the horses, they are really muddy and I don't fancy hosing them down by myself, and I don't want them to be muddy for when **** get's home. Graham"

HOW SWEET IS THAT?!

I had to text back saying that it was quite normal for horses to be muddy, and that he shouldn't hose them down encase it goes cold and they get a chill, I'm sure ***won't mind one bit. LOL.

I love non-horsey peoples thinking, like they were cars or something

Just thought this may tickle a few of you!

 

[dafthoss]

Awe I would have some one like that to chek my horse. At least he is looking at them and trying.

 

[VioletStripe]

N'aww xx

 

[McNally]

Ahh, bless him how cute! he wants all to be perfect when his friend gets home!

 

[jeeve]

waht a lovely fellow sounds like a good potential partner for a horsey lady